Plot ideas for Films

[daftbeaker]

I had a great idea for Hugh Laurie's part.

Ye notty. Ye ban.

[TwistedSister]

Damn.
DB, not that part, but then again..............hmmmmm.

[Scott the Pirate]

Scene 1: TS and bacon are having a nice glass of wine while wearing lingerie when there's a knock on the door. It's the pizza they ordered. The pizza delivery guy seems nice so they let him in. He says " I seem to have spilled pizza sauce on my uniform". He takes off his shirt...

[TwistedSister]

Bacon and I kill him.
End of story.

[Edd]

Bacon and I kill him.
End of story.

Booooring.

Seen one snuff film, seen 'em all.

[Scott the Pirate]

The pizza guy seems to have some sauce on his pants as well...

[TwistedSister]

He's still dead.

[Scott the Pirate]

That's sick. Necrophilia is in bad taste TS!

[TwistedSister]

What???? You're the one with the filthy thoughts. I just said the pizza guy was dead.

[bacon]

i just hope that it's a good pizza - what are the toppings? and why is there a dead shirtless guy on the floor? is that extra sauce on him?
i can use it to dip my mozzarella sticks in that (you did remember to order them didn't you?)

oh - and i never eat pizza while wearing lingerie - too messy - that's sweatpants food


personally - i'm all for the snail story - as long as you make sure that after all the snails are dead you add a bad line about escargot
can we get rowan atkinson to do a guest appearance also?

[~NoodleDemon~]

Of course, but you must have Sid Caesar as well.

[black bart]

Of course, but you must have Sid Caesar as well.

Brilliant that's virtually the whole plot done for us. Hugh Laurie plays a French Snail expert who flies in to help fight the Giant Snails with secretly developed Giant Garlic Bulbs.

[daftbeaker]

Of course, but you must have Sid Caesar as well.

Brilliant that's virtually the whole plot done for us. Hugh Laurie plays a French Snail expert

How dare you! Laurie is British (or possibly acerbic American if that's necessary to sell it across the pond).

[black bart]

Of course, but you must have Sid Caesar as well.

Brilliant that's virtually the whole plot done for us. Hugh Laurie plays a French Snail expert

How dare you! Laurie is British (or possibly acerbic American if that's necessary to sell it across the pond).

When he's in my film he's who the heck I tell him to be.

You do know that Christian Bale is Welsh don't you...we Welsh expect our actors to be professional:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrvMTv_r8sA

[TwistedSister]

No. No. No.
Hugh is the guy "acting" like he is helping to get rid of the dreaded Giant Snails. He comes up with a concoction that is supposed to kill them, but really makes them even bigger.
He just tells everyone that they have to get bigger before they will die.
See, he is the one who discovered the snails and decided to use them to help him take over the World.

If not, maybe Gordon Ramsey shows up and has a killer recipe for Escargot.