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Postby Rainswept on Sun Sep 30, 2007 12:56 am

My first thought is ....


The Wicker Man. (2006)


I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:32 am

Endless Love (1981)
Flashdance (1983)
Lair of the White Worm (1988)
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Postby Calena on Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:32 am

The Gift (2000)

The Passion of the Christ (2004)

I agree with the choice of Wicker Man, but not with Flashdance.
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Postby EarthRise on Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:05 pm

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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Oct 01, 2007 5:57 am

This thread was made for me. You might as well stop now, because I win. If you don't believe me, IMDb any of these titles. From best to worst:

Howard the Duck (1986)

The Blood of Heroes (1989)

The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

Santa Clause Conquers the Martians (1964)

Rhinestone (1984)

Castle Freak (1995)

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Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 01, 2007 8:57 am

Now now, this isn't a list of terrible movies, it's a list of the one (or perhaps 2-3) that you consider to be the absolute cream of the crop worst!
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Postby Baggy on Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:18 am

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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:14 pm

Rainswept wrote:Now now, this isn't a list of terrible movies, it's a list of the one (or perhaps 2-3) that you consider to be the absolute cream of the crop worst!


No fair changing the rules just because you're losing. Besides:

Battlefield Earth (2000)

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Postby Beeblebrox on Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:42 pm

Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen was "It's Pat!" based upon the SNL sketch of same name. Horrible horrible movie.
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Postby Rainswept on Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:08 pm

Rainswept wrote:I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..

Taidje Khan wrote:Battlefield Earth (2000)


One down!
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Postby Taidje Khan on Mon Oct 01, 2007 11:28 pm

Rainswept wrote:
Rainswept wrote:I had 2 other thoughts, we'll see if they get mentioned..

Taidje Khan wrote:Battlefield Earth (2000)


One down!


Hey, the other one isn't Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) is it? I'm just guessing.

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Postby Baggy on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:00 am

Robot Monster (1953) & Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) are classic bad movies. Spiceworld and Gigli were fairly awful I heard.
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Postby ken worley on Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:06 am

"Nothing But Trouble" should make the list, somewhat because it was so awful, but mostly because of the expectation that Chase and Aykroyd would make any movie somewhat tolerable..Not so.
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Postby black bart on Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:11 am

Baggy wrote:Robot Monster (1953) & Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) are classic bad movies. Spiceworld and Gigli were fairly awful I heard.


Everyone should watch Plan 9...it's so bad, it's good...if you know what I mean. The Creeping Terror is even worse, if that's possible.
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Postby Bal Lance on Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:35 am

The eragon movie. The book was the awesomest thing since canned bottles :D , but the movie was really bad :x :cry:
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