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We would like to state that we are NOT a cabal we are an Axis. We stand for the rights of Parrots, Nef Yoos and Welshmen everywhere. Our three chief weapons are:
Parrot Poo.
Lollypops
Speaking Welsh
and an almost fanatical devotion to...
Bugger...our four chief weapons are:
Anyway you get a badge and a free monthly subscription to Wobbly Wenches...
psst YAAAACKKKKK! wot about thee wenches?
Ahem, oh yes the wenches get a free monthly subscription to Wobbly Pirates.
Our war cry is:
Anne Robinson must die!
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Axis of Weevil
by black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:10 am
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by daftbeaker » Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:39 am
Never! The Coalition of the Slightly Confused Pedants will oppose you at every turn 
All great truths begin as blasphemies - George Bernard Shaw
If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it - Albert Einstein
Teaching people to avoid AIDS with abstinence and monogamy but not condoms is like teaching people to drive but telling them not to use a seatbelt.
If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it - Albert Einstein
Teaching people to avoid AIDS with abstinence and monogamy but not condoms is like teaching people to drive but telling them not to use a seatbelt.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Calico Jack » Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:46 am
Shiny buttons????? 
Wenches????
Anne Robinson must........ACK!!!!
Wenches????
Anne Robinson must........ACK!!!!
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:17 am
Poop on him Jack...right in the Banana!
It's the only thing these pedants understand!
It's the only thing these pedants understand!
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Rainswept » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:55 am
Hmm if it's the Axis of Weevil, whom would the opposing forces be?
I suppose instead of "Allies" they would be "Al-Denties"
I suppose instead of "Allies" they would be "Al-Denties"
As far as Obama's Nobel Prize, FWIW I think Shigeru Miyamoto has done far more "to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."
His list of accomplishments is staggering.
His list of accomplishments is staggering.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:59 am
Where's Nef Yoo when ye wants him?
I comman Nef Yoo ta hoist thee main sail an smack db wiv his lolly!
I comman Nef Yoo ta hoist thee main sail an smack db wiv his lolly!
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:00 am
Hokay unco farty. We oll line up agin the playground wall, an den we pick teams.
I hops Ann Rubbinsun pick mee...
I hops Ann Rubbinsun pick mee...
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Calico Jack » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:05 am
Yoo Hoo, Neff Yoo..........
Jack put weevil in your hat!
And now a message from our local sponsor.
Jack put weevil in your hat!
And now a message from our local sponsor.
Jack got all yer wemmin!!!!
Who Jack pay???
Who Jack pay???
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:08 am
Hi wunder if puppys lykes rose chickn?
Heeeer, chicky chicky chicky! Hi got a cute puppy fer ye ter see! Heeeeeer, chicky chicky chicky!
Heeeer, chicky chicky chicky! Hi got a cute puppy fer ye ter see! Heeeeeer, chicky chicky chicky!
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by black bart » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:27 am
Arrrrgh...tis thee greatest Axis since Snow White an thee seven dwarves.
I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a brain.
If I only had a brain.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by TwistedSister » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:57 am
Sounds more like these guys.
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 03, 2009 1:09 pm
Fixed that for ya, Twisty...TwistedSister wrote:Sounds more like these guys.
^That's the Scotland football team, by the way.
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by PKMKII » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:12 pm
The legs... so skinny... so pasty...
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Roy Hunter » Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:57 pm
...so bad at football...
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH ..... altho a hole lotta BS has trubbeld me loife .. at leest oi not be a Scotsmin loike Roy .
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Re: Axis of Weevil
by Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Nov 03, 2009 3:02 pm
PKMKII wrote:The legs... so skinny... so pasty...
You prefer these ones, then? They probably aren't good at football either, though.
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