Hello me darrlings !
It be high time I created a thread outside pirates , your Auntie is getting on in the centuries and can't get out so much .
How I love to gossip , since ye lot don't visit me so very often , I thought I go out and stroll about towne and start some gossip .
So I am asking " whatever happened to so and so " ? , ye give ye witty reply of which all of ye seem quite adept , then ask the next , " what ever h...?
Ye may also tell thee trewth as ye know wit .
WEHT Darth Zombie ?
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by Auntie Blackbeard on Tue May 20, 2008 11:02 pm
Ye Crows Nest be open fer business me dearies.
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Auntie Blackbeard - Gramigna Grand Admiral
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by Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed May 21, 2008 1:38 am
Ah! A Mystery thread!
You see, Darth Zombie was sued for violating copyright laws by every evil Sith in the galaxy. They took him for all he was worth, and then some. He is now Darth Maul's bitch, living on Tattoine.
WEHT all those porn spammers after they were banned?
You see, Darth Zombie was sued for violating copyright laws by every evil Sith in the galaxy. They took him for all he was worth, and then some. He is now Darth Maul's bitch, living on Tattoine.
WEHT all those porn spammers after they were banned?
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Detective TurtleHolmes - Clouseau's Protege
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King
by black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 6:07 am
They went to work for the King of the Pervs.
WEHT Mr Blobby?
WEHT Mr Blobby?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 8:22 am
He and Zankou dated for a while, but no one has spoken to him in months now.
WEHT politicians who wanted fewer laws, as opposed to more?
WEHT politicians who wanted fewer laws, as opposed to more?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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by farfalla on Wed May 21, 2008 9:47 am
he is off carousing with his brother, Fred
WEHT soap on a rope (almost afraid to ask)
WEHT soap on a rope (almost afraid to ask)
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The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
The heart has its reason, of which reason knows nothing. -Pascal - thanks, Z
"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."
Cpt Jack Sparrow
"I'm used to going out at 3 in the morning and doing something stupid."
Alan Moore
Silk 'n mind
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farfalla - Feline Fatale
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by ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 10:06 am
While showering, angry, bitter, and resentful over what was likely some jocular banter, you scrubbed too damn hard, and inserted it somewhere.
Look for a telltale bit of string hanging out, and tug.
WEHT the Jolly Green Giant?
Look for a telltale bit of string hanging out, and tug.
WEHT the Jolly Green Giant?
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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by Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 10:12 am
He and Grape Ape lived happily ever after.
WEHT Earthrise's penis?
WEHT Earthrise's penis?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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by ken worley on Wed May 21, 2008 10:23 am
It flew to russia, with love.
WEHT to the "female condom"?
WEHT to the "female condom"?
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ken worley - King of the Pervs
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Condom
by black bart on Wed May 21, 2008 10:32 am
It went UP in the world?
WEHT to the Transylvania Twist?
WEHT to the Transylvania Twist?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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black bart - Resident Weevil
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by Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 10:41 am
Still performed each week in Vegas and at Universal Studios.
WEHT the often proposed Ender's Game movie?
WEHT the often proposed Ender's Game movie?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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by Taidje Khan on Wed May 21, 2008 2:47 pm
This guy sat down to write a script, but then he lost the book, and he doesn't want to buy another copy because after all, "It's around here somewhere."
WEHT freakshows? What do those people do for money?
WEHT freakshows? What do those people do for money?
R.I.P. George Carlin
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
FSMMA record: 19-4-0
"My head is bloodied, but unbowed."
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Taidje Khan - Agnolini Admiral
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by Hqrsie on Wed May 21, 2008 2:54 pm
They appear on Springer
(Surprisingly enough, I got to see an actual freakshow last Halloween in Guelph. Even tho one of them hammered a 6 inch spike into his nose the grossest thing was one chugging a litre of Jager [their sponsor].)
WEHT Captain Planet?
(Surprisingly enough, I got to see an actual freakshow last Halloween in Guelph. Even tho one of them hammered a 6 inch spike into his nose the grossest thing was one chugging a litre of Jager [their sponsor].)
WEHT Captain Planet?
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Hqrsie - Bucatini Buccanneer
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by Rainswept on Wed May 21, 2008 3:12 pm
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Rainswept - Caliph of Capitalist Fishing Pole Hobo Apologists
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by Zankou 2.0 on Wed May 21, 2008 3:14 pm
"Equal" opportunity jobs laws caused them to lose wrok, since they weren't a visible minority.
WEHT BlackEyedButch?
WEHT BlackEyedButch?
--Zankou II
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.
"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II
Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein
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