All of the reasons why the chicken crossed the road. Now.
List them now.
Be creative.
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The chicken crossed the road to not be on the same side of the street as the theater playing the horrible fourth installment of Indiana Jones.
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Re: Chickenn
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:55 pm
Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
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Re: Chickenn
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Jun 01, 2008 7:58 pm
to git to a pair of docks .
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Re: Chickenn
by DancingKitty on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:32 pm
...to prove to the stupid armadillos that it COULD be done.
Meow.
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Re: Chickenn
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:38 pm
How else was it supposed to deliver the pizza?
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Re: Chickenn
by ken worley on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:48 am
...cuz dat's the darection I DAMN KICKED IT, fool!
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Re: Chickenn
by Zankou 2.0 on Mon Jun 02, 2008 8:52 am
to get away from this stupid thread.
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Re: Chickenn
by ken worley on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:44 am
It was desperate to leave canada....
to quote,
to quote,
the road-crossing chicken wrote:I get called a chicken alla time, see...don't bother me none....But canadian....dat really hurts a guy, y'know?
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Re: Chickenn
by lordpunkmonk on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:58 pm
damn you RRR I was going to say the same thing
well anyways the chiken was running away from rocky balboa
well anyways the chiken was running away from rocky balboa
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Re: Chickenn
by EarthRise on Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:50 pm
The chicken crossed the road to kick Chuck Norris' ass on the other side.
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Re: Chickenn
by Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 9:39 pm
Goddidit.
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Re: Chickenn
by lordpunkmonk on Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:46 pm
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Goddidit.
that brightened my day
oh and everyone knows that the chicken crossed the road because a talking snake tricked him into eating an apple
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Re: Chickenn
by Wawizzle on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:44 pm
The chicken crossed the road to get away from the Santaria practitioners.
(Santaria is some hispanic voodoo religion from cuba (From my limited, ignorant, learnt from my friends knowledge)).
(Santaria is some hispanic voodoo religion from cuba (From my limited, ignorant, learnt from my friends knowledge)).
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Re: Chickenn
by Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:10 am
Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Ask rather why the turtle crossed the road.
...it was stapled to the chicken.
Hey. That was the single most painful moment in my entire life, and I think you were being very mean for stapling me there.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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