Ongoing Pun Competition

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:36 am

Edd wrote:Bart, has revealed the perfect method for his enemies to make him spill his guts - get him to cross the English Channel!


I shall never curse whilst I'm queuing at an airport ever again.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:03 am

What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry? :confused:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:09 am

Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry? :confused:

Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:47 am

daftbeaker wrote:
Tigger_the_Wing wrote:What do you get if you cross the English Channel with a Ferry? :confused:

Cheap beer and cigarettes normally.


...and Brandy.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ciaran54 on Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:15 pm

Photon particles have mass???


I didn't even know they were catholic!!! traitors :cool:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby FaithfulPirate42 on Tue Sep 15, 2009 10:01 pm

I heard a pretty good one (or bad one) on NPR on my way home tonight. They were talking about some huge birds that used to live in New Zealand. Apparently, these birds were big enough to hunt people. One of the things the reporter said was that "It wasn't always easy to eat, drink and be Maori." :facepalm: :barf: and :smile:
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 16, 2009 6:21 am

eat drink and be Maori... :lol: that's the best pun ever...I'll have to shut myself away in a darkened room to try and come up with something to rival that...or I could join forces with Zankou and shut myself away in a Dorkened room.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:57 pm

I saw this and thought of this thread.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:34 pm

daftbeaker wrote:I saw this and thought of this thread.


They missed one.

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:58 pm

They missed this one, too. I drove past it on my way to work for about five years back in the 80's.
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They also have their own T-shirts for sale.
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:41 pm

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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:13 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Image

I thought they didn't allow beer in Utah?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:14 pm

It's an actual product. One of their best selling.
I wonder why?
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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby PantyGnawer on Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:39 pm

Polygamy is not for me. I can barely handle the browbeating I get from one.



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Re: Ongoing Pun Competition

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:15 pm

If I have more than one spouse, that means that I have enough love to spread around. Ain't that big of me? (bigamy)
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