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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:38 pm

That's okay, I'll just sing over you. Patricia the Stripper, anyone?

Dennis is a menace with his "Anyone for tennis?" and beseeching me to come and keep the score...

Skip to chorus!

And with a swing of her hips, she started to strip....
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:44 pm

Okay, you win. I can't compete with the awesomeness of Patricia the Stripper.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:48 pm

...To tremendous applause, she took off her drawers...

Heh, awesome.

And with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips...
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby GreenRain22 on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:38 pm

The room SOMEHOW fits all of us. It's mostly just being random. Fun and jokes, remember?

*pokes Zankou. Incessantly.
Kaylee: Wash, tell me I'm pretty.
Wash: If I were unwed, I would take you up in a manly fashion.
Kaylee: 'Cause I'm pretty?
Wash: 'Cause your pretty.
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It's a broken hearts parade
And I'm putting my heart out on display
There's no masquerade
Just a funeral march for love today
The band strikes up and they're playing a song
Dressed in black, and we're singing along to the
Broken hearts parade
I've never been better then I am today


(Broken Hearts Parade - Good Charlotte)
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:53 pm

*pokes GreenRain, inappropriately*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:56 pm

*Urges GreenRain to file sexual harassment charges against Zankou*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:57 pm

*Pokes fbc.*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:58 pm

*pokes Elvalia*


(She can't press charges, we're locked in an inescapable room.)
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:01 pm

*Smacks Zankou*
I'd poke you back, but you'd just enjoy it.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:06 pm

*censored*
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Wawizzle on Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:24 pm

*Has sex with everyone.*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby cassles on Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:41 pm

*orders some chinese take out, conjures a futon and a tv out of thin air, and watches scrubs until every one else shuts up and watches it with her*
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:00 pm

^What she said.

I love chinese and Scrubs.
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby cassles on Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:00 pm

im going to take a nap now that everyone is full and entertained...
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Re: Locked in a room

Postby Elvalia on Sat Sep 27, 2008 11:48 pm

*Eats chinese food contentedly*
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