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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:14 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:38 am

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Re: I can top that....

Postby michaelmank on Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am

I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds. :D
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:30 am

michaelmank wrote:I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds. :D


Alright, I'm calling your bluff on this one...I'll pretend to be a fanatic and you convince me in two seconds...here I go:

Kill, kill, kill everyone who has not got the true faith...torture them a bit first and make them confess their sins...then kill them! Mua ha ha ha ha!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:38 pm

black bart wrote:
michaelmank wrote:I can convince a fanatic Christian that FSMism is the true religion in 2 seconds. :D


Alright, I'm calling your bluff on this one...I'll pretend to be a fanatic and you convince me in two seconds...here I go:

Kill, kill, kill everyone who has not got the true faith...torture them a bit first and make them confess their sins...then kill them! Mua ha ha ha ha!

Eh, Bart, we have pirates.


Took me two seconds to type.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:29 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.

It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:40 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.

It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.

Eh?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:38 am

Well...yes, I'm more or less convinced...and you have the torture in the form of the 'Long Winded Pirate Tales' and endless arguments about bullet chambers being two thirds empty.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Johnson on Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:11 am

I can make Zank say eh. Hopefully this will put an end to it.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:58 am

I can make Zank not say 'Eh'. See? He just didn't say it there.
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Edd on Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:16 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Zankou 2.0 wrote:Eh, Bart, we have pirates.

It's true. You do say "eh" a lot.

Eh?

He's Canadian, eh?
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Pirate Terramort on Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:57 pm

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Re: I can top that....

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:24 pm

EEEEEHH!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:04 pm

Eeeeeh by gum...Zankou be a Yorkshire man!
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Re: I can top that....

Postby Elvalia on Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:50 pm

I can out-eh Zankou!
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