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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Jul 18, 2011 10:16 am

Nice to see Ham came back, even if she's got this weird thing for oatmeal. :bounce:
Just hope it's not cooked oatmeal...........
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby gronank on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:48 pm

cooked oatmeal, you mean home made napalm? I'm a scout, I have experience with such things.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:56 am

In your pants??? :confused:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:58 am

^^ They need insulation up there in the frozen north. :haha:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:35 am

:lol:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:53 am

Life's too short for buying new underpants.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby gronank on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:18 am

TwistedSister wrote:In your pants??? :confused:

I'm a sea scout. Scout means "eating oatmeal" and sea means "in small boats". Imagine cooking oatmeal for too many hungry shipmates in a galley that is too small on a sea that rolls far too much. The experience is ... interesting.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:11 pm

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:06 am

Bloody landlubbers...you ave a woman's oatmeal...I'll wager that oatmeal has never been used to seal up a leak in Nef Yoo's Underpants!
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH on Thu Jul 21, 2011 7:37 am

Quite right. For that one uses oakum and tar, as for other leaks in the bilge.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart on Thu Aug 04, 2011 8:10 am

Life's too short for people to bother with our beloved discussion pages...it's very quiet at the moment. Quality not quantity.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Ham Nox on Fri Aug 05, 2011 8:33 pm

Life is too short not to return to Venganza for what... the fourth time is it now? I'll try to make it a bit more permanent this time :P
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:01 am

Life is too short not to agree with the above post. Love you guys :love:

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon on Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:44 pm

Life is too short to let this thread die.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:49 pm

Life is too short to post in the right thread. That's why you are notty and banned.
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