Life is too short for . . .

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:55 pm

Life is too short to not be naughty. :lech:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:41 pm

Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. :lech:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:48 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Life is too short for ^ not to visit London. :lech:


Well, I do have to agree to that, but I would have to learn the language first before I go. :idiot:
I know I've used that lame joke before

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:56 pm

Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:15 pm

DavidH wrote:Don't bother with London, it's a dump. Come to Hereford and take a dump in the fields, everyone else does.

Fixed senor :idiot:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:45 pm

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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby black bart » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:45 am

Life's too short not to wear a Coonskin hat and shout 'Hot Diggity!'
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Feb 25, 2012 2:43 am

Life is too short to wear hats that look like you're a victim of reintarnation.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:47 am

In my part of the world, life would be very short for anyone in a coonskin hat. The local hunt would set the hounds on it, if somebody didn't shoot it first. :haha:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:36 am

Life is too short for undiagnosed neurological disorders.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:23 pm

Life is too short to not tell the resident neuro-psych geek about it..?
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:15 pm

Life is too sho--
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:03 pm

pieces o'nine: What does Brother Roland's post say?

Brother Maynard: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Roland Deschain. Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'

DavidH: What?

Brother Maynard: 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh...'

Roy Hunter: What is that?

Brother Maynard: He must have died while carving it.

pieces o'nine: Oh come on!

Brother Maynard: Well, that's what it says.

pieces o'nine: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't have bothered to carve 'Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'. He'd just say it.

DavidH: Maybe he was dictating it.

Roy Hunter: Let's put my Samoan attorney on the case.

daftbeaker: Well does it say anything else?

Brother Maynard: No, just 'Life is too sho-Arrrrrrrrgggghhh'.
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:29 pm

Life is too short to not :worship: PoN for adapting a great scene from a great film. Life is also too short not to laugh! :haha:
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Re: Life is too short for . . .

Postby DavidH » Mon Feb 27, 2012 5:58 am

Life is too short and so are many of the world's most aggressive leaders.
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