The Devil made me do it!

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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:09 am

It's lucky Moral Minority isn't still with us or this thread would have been deleted by now! :haha:
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:22 am

black bart wrote:
Sheepshank anyone?


BB, I know you just vacationed in Wales, but don't you know the saying, 'What happens in Wales stays in Wales'?
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:25 am

farfalla wrote:
black bart wrote:
Sheepshank anyone?


BB, I know you just vacationed in Wales, but don't you know the saying, 'What happens in Wales stays in Wales'?

Not if she can be squashed into a suitcase :mob:
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:27 am

farfalla wrote:
black bart wrote:
Sheepshank anyone?


BB, I know you just vacationed in Wales, but don't you know the saying, 'What happens in Wales stays in Wales'?


Well, if only I wasn't so knackered after climbing all those hills!

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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:29 am

she is lovely, do you mark them in red so you don't 'visit' the same sheep twice?
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 16, 2009 8:34 am

farfalla wrote:she is lovely, do you mark them in red so you don't 'visit' the same sheep twice?


No, sheep are rubbish at putting lipstick on.
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:05 am

farfalla wrote:she is lovely, do you mark them in red so you don't 'visit' the same sheep twice?

Why wouldn't you want to 'visit' the same sheep twice?
Are you ashamed or something?
There really is no romance in your soul, is there?
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:37 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
farfalla wrote:she is lovely, do you mark them in red so you don't 'visit' the same sheep twice?

Why wouldn't you want to 'visit' the same sheep twice?
Are you ashamed or something?
There really is no romance in your soul, is there?


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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby farfalla » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:15 am

my, my, what negative minds you have - was thinking that our bbart is so fabulous it would only be kind to spread the joy around
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:01 pm

farfalla wrote:my, my, what negative minds you have - was thinking that our bbart is so fabulous it would only be kind to spread the joy around
Tart.
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:29 pm

Best practical joke ever played on me:

We had a party that went to about 4am, i passed out with some young woman at about 5am. My friend Nate left the party at about midnight so he'd be able to get up for his morning shift. He's on his way to work when an idea strikes him. He realizes that i never lock my door, pulls over at a phone booth (this was in '94) and calls the jehovas witnesses kindom hall. At 7:30 am he leaves a message that says (weeping sounds) "My name is Scott and i'm really worried about my soul! I've been drinking and doing drugs and having sex and i need help! I'm still drunk now and i migt pass out before you get here, but my address is __________. Please help me!"

I wake up to jehovas in my house shaking me awake and reading bible verses at me!

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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:31 pm

[hee, hee, hee]
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:46 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Best practical joke ever played on me:

We had a party that went to about 4am, i passed out with some young woman at about 5am. My friend Nate left the party at about midnight so he'd be able to get up for his morning shift. He's on his way to work when an idea strikes him. He realizes that i never lock my door, pulls over at a phone booth (this was in '94) and calls the jehovas witnesses kindom hall. At 7:30 am he leaves a message that says (weeping sounds) "My name is Scott and i'm really worried about my soul! I've been drinking and doing drugs and having sex and i need help! I'm still drunk now and i migt pass out before you get here, but my address is __________. Please help me!"

I wake up to jehovas in my house shaking me awake and reading bible verses at me!

:furious:

That's brilliant. If it's not patented, I'll file it away for possible future use. :evilgrin:
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby PKMKII » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:02 pm

This one is actually something my brother was a part of. When he was in college, there was a guy in his dorm named Dave. Dave was what you'd call, massively paranoid, just a smidgen shy of crazy. Then one day (this was back in the early/mid 90's) Dave bought himself a brand-new Macintosh, set the thing up, and then went out to class for the day. So my brother and some accomplices snuck into Dave's dorm room, loaded some software onto the Mac that could change basic system sounds, and replaced the error message sound with the soundclip of HAL from 2001 saying "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Dave gets back from class, and about 5 to 10 minutes later a blood-curdling scream emanates from his dorm room. :evilgrin:
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Re: The Devil made me do it!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Apr 16, 2009 6:14 pm

Scott the Pirate wrote:Best practical joke ever played on me:

We had a party that went to about 4am, i passed out with some young woman at about 5am. My friend Nate left the party at about midnight so he'd be able to get up for his morning shift. He's on his way to work when an idea strikes him. He realizes that i never lock my door, pulls over at a phone booth (this was in '94) and calls the jehovas witnesses kindom hall. At 7:30 am he leaves a message that says (weeping sounds) "My name is Scott and i'm really worried about my soul! I've been drinking and doing drugs and having sex and i need help! I'm still drunk now and i migt pass out before you get here, but my address is __________. Please help me!"

I wake up to jehovas in my house shaking me awake and reading bible verses at me!

:furious:
Oh, that is brilliant. Sheer brilliance.

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farfalla wrote:she is lovely, do you mark them in red so you don't 'visit' the same sheep twice?

Why wouldn't you want to 'visit' the same sheep twice?
Are you ashamed or something?
There really is no romance in your soul, is there?
Nah, he's just that much of a dud root.
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