(I used to know a rude version of that verse when I was in school: Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet with her knickers all tattered and torn, it wasn't the spider who sat down beside her but little boy blue on the horn).
^Must have been an expert on Egyptology at school ...at least I sphinx so.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by black bart on Wed Nov 02, 2011 7:02 am
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by DavidH on Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:26 am
Bart, that joke was absolutely hilarious. In 1927.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Roland Deschain on Wed Nov 02, 2011 11:53 am
Ha ha, excellent one David. Although it was your great great great grandchildren who coined the joke originally.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by black bart on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:02 am
One day I imagine you will also have Great Grandchildren...but at the moment they are a right bunch of chavs.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Roland Deschain on Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:12 am
That was a little below the belt, Bart. Just like you...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Uther on Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:44 am
^Knows his onions when it comes to Bart's nether regions.
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:59 am
Quick as Uther is to find a spin on what is written or said, he still spends hours looking through a glass onion for a walrus.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: (Backhanded) Compliments Game
by DavidH on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:54 am
Ravi, you can see a walrus without a glass onion - with those grotesquely enormous eyes.
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