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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Wed Mar 19, 2014 5:45 am

anipuncture
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When something gets rammed up your arse.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:05 am

budget day
-noun
when a guy called Gideon rams everything up your arse.

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Wed Mar 19, 2014 6:22 am

Surely not everything? :lol:
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Wed Mar 19, 2014 8:01 pm

cadge
-verb (used with object)
1. to obtain by imposing on another's generosity or friendship.
2. to borrow without intent to repay.
3. to beg or obtain by begging.
-verb (used without object)
4. to ask, expect, or encourage another person to pay for or provide one's drinks, meals, etc.
5. to beg.
-noun
6. a frame on which hawks are carried to the field.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Mar 20, 2014 3:04 am

codge
-verb (used with object)
1. to obtain by imposing on another's pity for one's extreme age.
2. to borrow without intent to remember having borrowed, and subsequently proclaim ownership in a loud and angry manner.
3. to wheedle or obtain by whining.
-verb (used without object)
4. to presume a second party's malicious intent when that person fails to pay for or provide one's drinks, meals, etc.
5. to complain.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:35 am

codger, old [n]

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:18 am

Pot
-noun
see kettle.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Thu Mar 20, 2014 8:20 pm

yautia
-noun
a stemless plant, Xanthosoma sagittifolium, of the arum family, cultivated in tropical America for its tuberous, starchy root, cooked and eaten like potatoes.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:54 pm

lutetium
-noun
a trivalent rare-earth element.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Mar 22, 2014 5:02 am

lutetium
-noun
What lutes are made of. Contains trace elements of heynonnynonnyirium.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:13 am

lootedium
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The boredom of sitting struggling with constipation v pain, arse
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:55 am

guige
-noun
a shoulder strap attached to the inner side of a shield.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:02 pm

lieutetium
-noun
the generic equivalent of a trivalent rare-earth element.

guige
-noun
an Australian instrument for measuring air pressure in an automobile tire.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

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Re: Word of the Day

Postby PKMKII on Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:46 pm

thymol
-noun
a colorless, crystalline, slightly water-soluble solid, C 10 H 14 O, having a pungent, aromatic taste and odor, obtained from the oil distilled from thyme or prepared synthetically: used chiefly in perfumery, embalming, preserving biological specimens, and in medicine as a fungicide and antiseptic.
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Re: Word of the Day

Postby DavidH on Sun Mar 23, 2014 4:58 pm

yourmol

a more modern way of saying 'thymol'.
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