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Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:03 pm

This is a thread to compliment all those 'Funny Stuff Found on Teh Intawebz' threads to post things that we have spotted ourselves in real life.

Like the sign that had hubby and me in stitches last Saturday, posted at the entrance to the club restaurant:

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Or the label on a packet of five lemons that my hubby opened this morning, that claimed six servings:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby PKMKII on Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:27 pm

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:10 pm

I will always regret not taking a picture of the three businesses sharing a block in Denver:
1. a [human] crematorium
2. a butcher
3. a bakery


I always wondered what kind of person did his/her/its one-stop-shopping there. :shocked:
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:17 pm

No candlestick maker?
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:31 pm

Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:25 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Maybe that was an option at the crematorium...

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:48 pm

They've changed one of the dentists on the sign, but it used to read
"Dr. Slaughter and Dr. Savage"
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:52 pm

There was a set of twins in my middle school with the last name "Slaughter." The Slaughter Sisters. Like some kind of B-movie horror flick.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Feb 08, 2010 11:55 pm

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:18 am

Luckily, this isn't my local train stop:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ken worley on Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:17 pm

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Sex sells?


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In Murraysville, Pa.


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"Aisle three, ma'am...Next to the shovels."


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An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby PantyGnawer on Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:06 pm

I saw this in Wal Mart and actually went home to get my camera!

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:09 am

ken worley wrote:
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An even, professionally applied tan screams, "Good Health!"

No pain, No gain.


"Drop off service"??? :confused:
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 11, 2010 7:59 am

You drop off your white wife or hubby and you get a brown one in return?
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Ham Nox on Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:05 pm

That seems a little racist... What's the Hispanic got that the Caucasian doesn't? Are we not all equal in the eyes of the FSM?!?
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