Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Mar 17, 2011 2:21 pm

I meant to post this one ages ago but forgot. It's from my trip to the Science Museum.

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Uther on Thu Mar 17, 2011 4:03 pm

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Image"LIFE! ...loath it, or ignore it..
__________You can't possibly LIKE it?"
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby PKMKII on Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:39 pm

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Okay, but what about the bagels?
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:46 pm

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 19, 2011 6:30 am

Another Bi-lingual cock up in Wales
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Kitysrblk on Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:51 pm

A sign that most stores here have...
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The number you have dialed is imaginary, please turn 90 degrees and try again.
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby DavidH on Fri Apr 29, 2011 4:00 am

^ :lol:


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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Kitysrblk on Tue May 03, 2011 4:11 am

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On Belize Independence Cigarettes. Yes, "Consult your doctor before using this product."
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby black bart on Tue May 03, 2011 9:37 am

Kitysrblk wrote:A sign that most stores here have...
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That would suit me nicely!
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:02 pm

Number 1 Son spotted this in his local newsagent in Ireland:

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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby DirtMagurt on Sun Jun 12, 2011 7:15 pm

I got this at work from an old guy who wanted me to join his church
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:15 pm

Did you ask if there would be strippers and/or beer?
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby DirtMagurt on Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:17 pm

No because when I asked if it was in a pirate ship he said no...and I figured I didn't need any more information than that! :lol:
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Re: Funny Real-Life Signs and Labels

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:54 pm

^ :lol:
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