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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:43 pm

No, it's the wrong answer thread, not complete the catchphrase.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:56 pm

The writing's on the wall.

If Black Bart is the answer... the question was?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:41 pm

To get to the other side.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:49 am

It's necessary to balance the budget, see?

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:33 am

Only $1.50 per foot, on special.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Sat Feb 26, 2011 3:38 am

Me gusta volar en mi aeriodeslizador, que es lleno de anguilas.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:42 pm

I blame Socialism and the Welfare State.


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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby bacon on Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:03 pm

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:13 pm

Place Tab B into Slot 7 and apply a small amount of the enclosed adhesive.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:27 pm

Because when he got there, he couldn't find the hotel.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Scott the Pirate on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:34 pm

42!

Why, oh why, must i always go for the hot ones?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Wed Mar 09, 2011 6:49 pm

In the bathtub, where you left it.

Why is there so much traffic in the morning?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:03 am

You have to use two straws until it melts a little.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:47 am

I only look at it for the articles.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:49 am

Yes.

Does it matter that I don't matter?
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