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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:59 am

It's getting cooler at night.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Arkaeon on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:19 am

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:48 pm

Stand over this mirror.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 2:55 am

Outside, in the car port, just under where the trailers are parked.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Sat May 14, 2011 4:42 am

Now you mention it, yes I do find sitting down a bit uncomfortable.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Julius Aurora on Sat May 14, 2011 7:25 pm

It didn't all come from the same place.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sat May 14, 2011 8:26 pm

Eggs, bacon and fried bread, please!

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Uther on Sat May 14, 2011 11:44 pm

Depends on how cold the water is.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:19 am

May cause drowsiness - do not operate machinery or drive if affected.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:27 am

The usual railway station is unavailable; we currently designate a siding on the Sino-Mongolian frontier.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby black bart on Fri Jul 15, 2011 6:50 am

A burrito or taco de harina, is a type of Mexican food.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Jul 20, 2011 9:57 am

A lady never hacks and tells.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Jul 20, 2011 10:02 am

Yes, I thought that pizza had some funny stuff on it.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:55 pm

One of her legs is both the same.

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Re: The Wrong Answer Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:28 am

No, if you park it there it will get towed away by the council.

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