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New names for paint colours

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:29 am

I've pinched this idea from Adam and Joe's blog because some of the suggestions really made me laugh and I wondered what the inventive people from the discussion board would come up with.

Come up with an original name for a paint colour, or even your own range of colours eg here's my Bart Industry Range for the home and office:

Poop Deck Brown
Gyant Lolly (a sort of off pink) - and then you could say: 'It could do with a lick of Gyant Lolly
Calico Jack Black
Mother of Earl (similar to Mother of Pearl but darker)
Gordon Brown
Spanyard's Gizzards (red)
Global Warming Orange
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby Roland Deschain on Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:57 am

I could do with a lick of gyant lolly. :haha:

Kraken's Tongue - A deep purple.
Bertha's Fold - A mouldy green.
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby TwistedSister on Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:49 am

Cookie crumb- light brown
Double Kitty Gray- two toned gray
Twisty's Wrath- deep red
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby PKMKII on Mon Apr 12, 2010 11:38 am

Long Island Guido - nuclear orange
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:43 pm

Scottish suntan - a very pale blue.
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:43 pm

Gang Green - wot the croo looks loike, around thee gilles, arfter a storm.
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 13, 2010 5:25 am

Croissant - a browny beige which peels off really easily and leaves flakes all over the floor.
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:44 am

I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread :idiot:
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 13, 2010 9:55 am

Ear-Banana - Yellow with a hint of waxy brown.
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:35 am

daftbeaker wrote:I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread :idiot:


Roid red - a shiny dark purple
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:12 pm

daftbeaker wrote:I have to say I'm disappointed at the lack of toilet humour in this thread :idiot:


NefYoo's Diaper. Actual color varies, depending on what Bart put in the fish ead stoo that day.

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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby TwistedSister on Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:57 pm

Boredom Blue :sleep:
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby bacon on Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:35 pm

bacon - reddish-brown - only comes in oil based variety
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby Arabella on Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:15 pm

Lily Liver (white)

Prionk (prion-inducing shade of pink, now seen year round in most malls)

Blague (boldface alternative, an intensifying hue added most often to internet blog headlines)

Limeoleum (greenish hue typical of bottled margarita pre-mixes)

Violentz (a lilac or lavender color, typically seen in the Epic Battle thread lol)
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Re: New names for paint colours

Postby black bart on Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:16 am

Well done Arabella...I liked this thread...

Nunnery Grey.
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