A stitch in the hand is worth two in the red sky at night.
A watched pot never turns into a flamingo and flies away.
A problem shared is totally not my problem.
A woman's work is never turned into some kind of towering purple martyrdom.
Absence makes the heart go to a singles' bar.
Never punch a gift horse in the mouth.
Fortune favours the sneaky.
He who hesitates is, er . . .
If you can't beat 'em, shoot 'em.
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is burned as a witch.
It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has exploded.
The early bird gets eaten by the early cat.
Make hay if you've got nothing better to do.
Angular momentum makes the world go around.
The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.
It's always darkest before the cave roof collapses on your head.
A wink is as good as a horse to a blind nod.