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Postby pnutcat » Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:19 am

A stitch in the hand is worth two in the red sky at night.

A watched pot never turns into a flamingo and flies away.

A problem shared is totally not my problem.

A woman's work is never turned into some kind of towering purple martyrdom.

Absence makes the heart go to a singles' bar.

Never punch a gift horse in the mouth.

Fortune favours the sneaky.

He who hesitates is, er . . .

If you can't beat 'em, shoot 'em.

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is burned as a witch.

It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has exploded.

The early bird gets eaten by the early cat.

Make hay if you've got nothing better to do.

Angular momentum makes the world go around.

The bigger they are, the harder they hit you.

It's always darkest before the cave roof collapses on your head.

A wink is as good as a horse to a blind nod.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Eendje » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:04 am

From a peartree, it's no good cherry-picking.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:06 am

Confucius say, man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:32 am

All work and no play makes loads of money.
A stitch in time saves being prosecuted for indecent exposure.
Prevention is better than venereal disease.
You can lead a horse to water but if you can make it float on it's back you've really got something.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby black bart » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:45 am

Hurray a new thread!

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An apple a day keeps the scurvy away.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:00 pm

All cats party on the kitchen bench when it's dark.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby pnutcat » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:05 pm

A cat can look at a pnut.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:10 pm

An Englishman's home is usually provided by the Council.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby PKMKII » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:38 pm

Confucius say, baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:46 pm

An ounce of prevention is recommended by Family Planning.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby DavidH » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:40 pm

From the halls of Montezuma to the lavatory, and quickly!

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:46 pm

A bad lover blames his tool.

A leopard cannot change its underwear.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:31 pm

Sometimes a cigar is just going to get you into trouble.

A man after my own heart is not willing to wait for a donor.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Uther » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:31 am

A friend in need can be forced to pay a higher rate of interest.

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Re: Provurbz

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:40 am

Spare the rod and spoil the nuclear reactor.


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