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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby PKMKII on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:19 pm

Well let's put it this way: if it instead read "I saw Mitch McConnell Jump into the Ohio River," would you still find it funny?
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:39 pm

get a life?

As the actress said to the Pirate
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:20 pm

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says" hey buddy , you've got a steering wheel on your crotch. Pirate replies "Aaargh , it's driving me nuts."
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby pnutcat on Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:45 pm

What do a pirate take for a sore throat?

Davey Jones's Lockets.

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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:33 pm

A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.

At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"

The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"

The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:08 am

^ :lol:

The same Pirate boy was asked how many ears has Captain Kirk got?

Three said the Pirate boy...

Three?

Aye matey a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Uther on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:42 am

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(For anybody questioning the fact that this is a "Pirate Joke"....

It is CLEARLY PIRATED!!) :fsm_yarr:

Davey Crockett - King of The Wild Frontier
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:51 am

Why are Pirates no good at saying the alphabet?

Because they keep insisting that there be seven Cs.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Ubi Dubius on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:17 pm

black bart wrote:Why are Pirates no good at saying the alphabet?

Because they keep insisting that there be seven Cs.


And 19 R's.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:25 pm

What is a Pirate's favourite dessert?

Viennettaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh! :whistle:
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:27 am

daftbeaker wrote:What is a Pirate's favourite dessert?


Anything but NefYoo's lollys!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby black bart on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:27 am

Two Pirate ships at sea, one with a cargo of red paint the other with a cargo of blue paint...there's a storm and the two ships crash into each other...they were all marooned!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:05 am

Arrr thee old Cap'n said ta me the other day, "My codpiece be as hot as it was forty years ago."

I said, "that's because ye be danglin it in thee fish head stew!"
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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby pnutcat on Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:14 pm

How many ears do a pirate have?

Three! A left ear, a right ear, and a private ear!

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Re: PIRATE JOKES

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:57 pm

Not really a joke but........
Way back when I was a wee lass, I thought a pirate was a pie made in the shape of a rat.


(you ain't going to find that under Pirate jokes on Google, I just made it up)
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