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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by PKMKII on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:19 pm
Well let's put it this way: if it instead read "I saw Mitch McConnell Jump into the Ohio River," would you still find it funny?
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:39 pm
get a life?
As the actress said to the Pirate
As the actress said to the Pirate
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 4:20 pm
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. Bartender says" hey buddy , you've got a steering wheel on your crotch. Pirate replies "Aaargh , it's driving me nuts."
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by pnutcat on Sun Nov 21, 2010 8:45 pm
What do a pirate take for a sore throat?
Davey Jones's Lockets.
(Oh, weak! Why did I bother?)
Davey Jones's Lockets.
(Oh, weak! Why did I bother?)
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Uther on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:33 pm
A little boy with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate for Halloween.
At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."
At the first house a woman opens the door, and the boy says, "I'm a birate. This is my barrot. Can I have some bandy?"
The woman looks at him and says, "My, aren't you cute. But where are your buccaneers?"
The boy gets angry: "On the side of my buckin head, you buckin idiot."
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by black bart on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:08 am
^ 
The same Pirate boy was asked how many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three said the Pirate boy...
Three?
Aye matey a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
The same Pirate boy was asked how many ears has Captain Kirk got?
Three said the Pirate boy...
Three?
Aye matey a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Uther on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:42 am
(For anybody questioning the fact that this is a "Pirate Joke"....
It is CLEARLY PIRATED!!)
Davey Crockett - King of The Wild Frontier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAVN_n0PljQ
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by black bart on Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:51 am
Why are Pirates no good at saying the alphabet?
Because they keep insisting that there be seven Cs.
Because they keep insisting that there be seven Cs.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Ubi Dubius on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:17 pm
black bart wrote:Why are Pirates no good at saying the alphabet?
Because they keep insisting that there be seven Cs.
And 19 R's.
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by daftbeaker on Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:25 pm
What is a Pirate's favourite dessert?
Viennettaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!
Viennettaaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by Ubi Dubium on Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:27 am
daftbeaker wrote:What is a Pirate's favourite dessert?
Anything but NefYoo's lollys!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by black bart on Tue Nov 23, 2010 9:27 am
Two Pirate ships at sea, one with a cargo of red paint the other with a cargo of blue paint...there's a storm and the two ships crash into each other...they were all marooned!
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by black bart on Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:05 am
Arrr thee old Cap'n said ta me the other day, "My codpiece be as hot as it was forty years ago."
I said, "that's because ye be danglin it in thee fish head stew!"
I said, "that's because ye be danglin it in thee fish head stew!"
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by pnutcat on Thu Nov 25, 2010 4:14 pm
How many ears do a pirate have?
Three! A left ear, a right ear, and a private ear!
Ar?
Three! A left ear, a right ear, and a private ear!
Ar?
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Re: PIRATE JOKES
by TwistedSister on Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:57 pm
Not really a joke but........
Way back when I was a wee lass, I thought a pirate was a pie made in the shape of a rat.
(you ain't going to find that under Pirate jokes on Google, I just made it up)
Way back when I was a wee lass, I thought a pirate was a pie made in the shape of a rat.
(you ain't going to find that under Pirate jokes on Google, I just made it up)
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