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Wok Music

Postby DavidH on Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:55 am

Today MrsH gave me my morning smack on the head with her wok, as usual. The ringing music in my ears inspired a profound philosophical train of thought: How many of our favourite songs contain the word 'wok'?

Obviously there's the Wok and Loll variety, like Wok Alound the Crock. But even many hymns (Wok of Ages, Creft for Me) and even soccer anthems (You'll Never Wok Arone) contain references to that crassic cooking imprement.

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Re: Wok Music

Postby skyweir on Thu Sep 22, 2011 8:35 am

Wok on by?
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:56 am

Aerosmith and Run DMC, Wok This Way.
Elvis, Wok-a-Hula Baby.
Dire Straits, Wok of Life.
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Re: Wok Music

Postby TwistedSister on Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:08 pm

:lol: Now I can't think of any. :confused:
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:51 pm

Jimi Hendrix, Voodoo Chile (Slight Return).

wok-a-wok-a-wok, wok-a-wok-wok-wok-a-wok...
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Re: Wok Music

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:57 pm

* consults cd shelves *

Bryan Adams: Kids Wanna Wok

Eric Clapton: I've Got A Wok 'N' Roll Heart

The Clash: Wok the Casbah [a personal favorite]

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts: I Love Wok & Roll

John Cougar Mellencamp: W-O-K in the U-S-A

Righteous Brothers: Wok & Roll Heaven

The Rolling Stones: It's Only Wok 'N' Roll

Bob Seger: Like a Wok

Simon & Garfunkel: I Am A Wok

Neil Young: Wok'n in the Free World
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Re: Wok Music

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:15 pm

Twisted Sister - I Wanna Wok.
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Re: Wok Music

Postby DavidH on Fri Sep 23, 2011 3:49 am

There must be thousands of blues songs beginning

Well, I wok up this morning ...
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Re: Wok Music

Postby black bart on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:57 am

It's only wok and woll but I like it (don't know what a woll is).
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Rainswept on Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:30 pm

For Those about to Wok (We sawute you)

Jailhouse Wok (you do not wanna know what they cook in that thing)

Hard as a Wok (they are made of metal)

Wok-a-bye Baby (in the Tweetop)

We Will Wok You.
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:50 pm

I had a brief look through my mp3 collection (Only a third of my CDs have been digitised so far, as I have been lazy) and came up with the following. I stopped just before The Rolling Stones to give everyone else a chance :haha:

Keep on Woking in the Free World - Carcass
Love on the Woks with no Ice - The Darkness
Wok & Woll Suicide - David Bowie
Wokaria - Electric Light Orchestra
Wok & Woll is King - Electric Light Orchestra
Woket Queen - Guns 'n' Roses
Wok and Woll - Led Zeppelin
Candy Store Wok - Led Zeppelin
Wok the Hell Outta You - Lordi
Wok & Woll N***** - Marilyn Manson
You're Not the One (Who Can Save Wok 'N' Woll) - Orange Goblin
Brighton Wok - Queen
Punk Wok Classic - Red Hot Chilli Peppers

(EDIT: On a side note, to go Google translate, select English to German translation, then type in the word ROCK. I had an immature laugh at the notty verbs that appeared...)
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Re: Wok Music

Postby gronank on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:07 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:Only a third of my CDs have been digitised so far, as I have been lazy

[pedantic mode]
unless you you play your cd's on a grammophone( I think it would be possible with diligence, a needle and a steady hand), the data on them is already digital. I suppose you meant "not on a harddrive" [/pedantic mode]
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Roland Deschain on Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:38 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:I had a brief look through my mp3 collection (Only a third of my CDs have been converted so far, as I have been lazy...

Fixed. Thanks for pointing out the rather glaringly obvious error. That's what I meant...:haha:

Being pedantic is one of my strong points, especially if I want to wind someone up, or make a statement about something. I also hate making mistakes, and appreciate people giving me constructive criticism whenever possible. I can see we may both learn the finer points of pedantism from one another :haha:
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Re: Wok Music

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Sep 25, 2011 3:57 am

Roland Deschain wrote:
Roland Deschain wrote:I had a brief look through my mp3 collection (Only a third of my CDs have been converted so far, as I have been lazy...

Fixed. Thanks for pointing out the rather glaringly obvious error. That's what I meant...:haha:

Being pedantic is one of my strong points, especially if I want to wind someone up, or make a statement about something. I also hate making mistakes, and appreciate people giving me constructive criticism whenever possible. I can see we may both learn the finer points of pedantism from one another :haha:


Pedantism? :furious: Pedantry!
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Re: Wok Music

Postby DavidH on Sun Sep 25, 2011 8:12 am

OK, OK - but wok about the song titles?

Adam Faith - Wok Do You Want (If You Don't Want Money)?
Various artists - I'll Wok Beside You
Pink Floyd - Wok Do You Want from Me?
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