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The Person Below Me
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:36 pm
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:46 pm
Not by much, if any.
TPBM has better evens.
TPBM has better evens.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Mon Mar 04, 2013 7:30 am
Evens...Shakin' Stevens!!!
TPBM Loves "Green Door" by Shaky.
TPBM Loves "Green Door" by Shaky.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:23 pm
^ It's OK but I'm just sittin' quietly, looking out my back door.
TPBM is knocking on Heaven's Door.
TPBM is knocking on Heaven's Door.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Roy Hunter on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:35 pm
Yes, I'm collecting the milk money. "I am God! The Supreme Being! The Alpha and Omega, Father Son and Holy Spirit! I have no need for money!" Cheap bastard. Hope He enjoys His yoghurt next week, I'm gonna make Him something really special, you know what I mean?
TPBM has heard all these sob-stories before.
TPBM has heard all these sob-stories before.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
unkle vanya
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 11, 2013 4:46 pm
Yes... your ^ beer glass has amazing acoustics.
TPBM rarely makes a sound.
TPBM rarely makes a sound.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:15 pm
...yes and you know what they say about the quiet ones.
TPBM only speaks all Shakespearean like.
TPBM only speaks all Shakespearean like.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by DavidH on Tue Mar 12, 2013 1:43 pm
Nay, sweet coz, say not so, for I cannot allow
The taint of archaism to mar my pen.
TPBM prefers hexameters.
The taint of archaism to mar my pen.
TPBM prefers hexameters.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by pieces o'nine on Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:38 pm
Nothing like hexameter for casting heroic spells.
TPBM prefers to cast in iambic pentaclemeter.
TPBM prefers to cast in iambic pentaclemeter.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by black bart on Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:51 am
Yes I've just checked the nice green field outside and I do have 5 iambs frollicing in the spring sunshine/snow/blizzard.
TPBM is suffering from a Pent Up Pentameter
TPBM is suffering from a Pent Up Pentameter
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Mon Mar 25, 2013 7:40 am
Among other things. (best I could do at such short notice wot?!)
TPBM regards pentameter as silly.
TPBM regards pentameter as silly.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Mon Mar 25, 2013 4:59 pm
Well everyone here in Springfield only has 4 digits per limb so we really can't see the point to it.
TPBM has been conditioned to drool at the trigger "Mmmmmm... donuts!"
TPBM has been conditioned to drool at the trigger "Mmmmmm... donuts!"
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:18 am
Didn't need to be conditioned. Does it automatically.
TPBM gives short shrift to third shift.
TPBM gives short shrift to third shift.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Helium Hands - Fusilli Fuselier
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Ravi Oli on Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:30 am
I do but I have to keep an eye out for the weights and measures inspectors.
TPBM moved the mountain to Muhammad.
TPBM moved the mountain to Muhammad.
Send lawyers, guns and money...
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Re: The Person Below Me
by Helium Hands on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:01 am
Only because he was a great tipper.
TPBM is obsessed with Muhammed Ali.
TPBM is obsessed with Muhammed Ali.
"You bypassed the Maginot line of logic and rationality and annexed the Sudetenland of irrational comparisons!"
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
-Unattrib
"We live in a world where John Lennon was murdered, yet Barry Manilow continues to put out fucking albums. God-dammit! If you're gonna kill somebody, have some fucking taste. I'll drive you to Kenny Rogers' house."
-Bill Hicks
I have come to love the "foe" feature - my own private banhammer.
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Helium Hands - Fusilli Fuselier
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