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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:14 am

Aaargh...it be a by product o the Fish Head Stoo makin process...smelly but ye needs to avoid thee chafin on a long voyage...

:paranoid: ...I'm talkin about thee ropes.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby bacon on Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:47 am

Is that what that smell was? I thought it was the leftover fish hed stoo in the kitchen.

Same thing, really.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby IspywithmeI on Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:33 pm

Well at least according to some of you I apparently am.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:08 pm

Yup Ye mayk tha bess peetzers
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:19 am

TPAM is for a floggin

TPBM is flogging his/her family heirlooms
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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:56 pm

Does giving my old Scouts shirt and scarf to a charity shop count? :idiot:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby bacon on Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:54 pm

Yuck! I never thought about that before, but now that you mentioned it . . .

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:21 pm

I'd like to test the theory 'the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain' some day.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Jan 30, 2012 5:44 pm

Correct. I'm Scottish. What of it?

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:03 pm

I watched some daytime TV the other day, I believe the going rate is around 12,000% APR so I expect about 33 quid back :idiot:

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:30 am

I do indeed have my tentacles in many pies.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:17 am

Oh yes with lashings of Wasabi.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Apr 05, 2012 5:34 pm

^ it's the special pickle tartare sauce...

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Roland Deschain on Thu Apr 05, 2012 8:47 pm

Whenever easter eggs go on sale, I have a kind of "Anti-Lent" with them.

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Re: The Person Below Me

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:00 pm

^won thee Gran Nashnull. Twyce.
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