So a blonde and her boyfriend are out hunting. After camping for the night, she wakes up but cannot awake her boyfriend. Panicked, she calls 911 on her cell phone.
"911, how may I assist you?"
"My boyfriend won't wake up. I'm scared!"
"Well, the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead," the 911 operator instructs.
The blonde puts the phone down, and then there's a "BANG!"
She picks the phone back up. "Okay, now what?"