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Postby The Nerd » Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:57 pm

So a blonde and her boyfriend are out hunting. After camping for the night, she wakes up but cannot awake her boyfriend. Panicked, she calls 911 on her cell phone.

"911, how may I assist you?"

"My boyfriend won't wake up. I'm scared!"

"Well, the first thing you need to do is make sure he's dead," the 911 operator instructs.

The blonde puts the phone down, and then there's a "BANG!"

She picks the phone back up. "Okay, now what?"

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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:45 am

A Dilbert strip from a couple of years back:

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Postby concept » Sat Jul 08, 2006 2:56 am

Sorry if this was already posted, but I didn't see it:

Q: What do you call the useless part around a vagina?

A: The woman.
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Postby blackbag » Fri Jul 14, 2006 12:47 pm

Whats the definition of a brave man,

He comes home drunk, covering lipstick and stinking of perfume, slaps his wife on the arse and says "your next fatty".
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Postby St John the Blasphemist » Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:14 pm

Q; What's the difference between a clitoris & a remote control?

A: Men can usually find the remote control - and if they can't, they'll ask.

(the 2nd part of the answer was my addition - heh)

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sun May 18, 2008 6:44 pm

I agree
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