Hmm, the six-star version is going to be hard to top. Going well outside my personal experience here...
How about this:
Seven Star Hangover (*******) -
You wake up in an open coffin in a graveyard, surrounded by mounds of freshly dug dirt. It's nighttime, but the air is very warm.
You feel strange, but you can't exactly explain how. You are not hungry. You are not thirsty. You are not tired. You are not in pain.
There's a Haitiian man giving you orders, which you feel oddly compelled to obey.
God gave us about 18 million bits of Scripture, and vastly greater numbers of bits of nature. Scripture had to be stated in imperfect human language; nature did not. Scripture had to be composed to be comprehensible to people with primitive technology; nature did not. Scripture can be altered by self-serving humans; nature is there to be observed anew by anyone. Scripture threatens death if you transgress certain laws; nature just kills you if you transgress certain laws. When Scripture and nature seem to conflict, which do you think should be taken literally?