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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:07 am

Alla ya band

go way! rrrrr
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:25 am

^ growing up so fast
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:34 am

Ye haffa go gonna diyit rrr

go weigh ! rrrr
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:23 am

^ weighs more... or less depending how close it is to bathday.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:31 pm

^ Denies taking a bath: why, is there one missing? No one saw him take it, did they?
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:26 am

^ employs the Marx Brothers to write her scripts.

(^ can now leave in a huff. If that's too soon ^ can leave in a minute and a huff.)
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Re: Lies!

Postby black bart on Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:14 am

^employs the Marx and Spencer brothers to do his catering
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:45 am

^ was the inspiration for Some Mothers do 'Ave 'Em's Frank Spencer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 27, 2013 3:55 am

^ was once an Abercrombie & Fitch "Factory Seconds Catalog" model
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 27, 2013 5:24 am

^'s Model T Ford still has that "new car smell" of the day she bought it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:50 am

^'s sofa still has the plastic wrapper on it, because ^ is keeping it 'for good'.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:27 pm

^ often gets to sleep on his sofa.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jun 27, 2013 8:56 pm

Luxury.

^ Used to DREAM of sleepin' on a sofa!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:43 am

^ dreams of Jeanie with the light brown hair.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jun 28, 2013 5:52 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ dreams of Jeanie with the light brown hair.

> is married to Jeannie with the light brown hair. But I digress.

If ^ builds it, they will come.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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