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Postby Pete Byrdie on Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:32 pm

^ is a fierce supporter of the campaign to improve the rights of coffee mugs in the workplace.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:51 pm

^ claims the mugs have no grounds for support as he uses instant coffee.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Nov 25, 2013 5:53 pm

^ Could never be described as a mug.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Nov 25, 2013 9:56 pm

^ Dalek helmet doubles as an ice bucket.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:19 am

^ prefers her coneyak shaken, not stirred.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Pete Byrdie on Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:02 am

^ every Tuesday, uses his ten-gallon hat as a coracle in which to cross the Colorado River.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:46 pm

^ thinks the Grand Canyon isn't really that grand but might make a nice swimming hole if they dammed it.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Pete Byrdie on Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:50 pm

^ would know better than I, being a frequent braver of the rapids of the Colorado.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:01 pm

^ has never been up Sh!t Creek in a barbed-wire canoe without a paddle before.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:34 pm

^ You have a crocodile's legs! I'll wager those legs have never been... never mind.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:55 pm

^ used to do a good Steve Irwin impersonation... "Crikey! Look at this lil' beauty!" until the plastic dinosaur she used as a prop turned and bit her.
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Re: Lies!

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:16 pm

^ Knows full well the plastic reptile on my car's dash is a CHAMELEON, not a dinosaur. Geez.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:32 am

^ isn't expecting a joke about my car-my-chameleon.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Nov 27, 2013 4:41 am

I don't really want to hurt him ^. I don't really want to make him cry.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:17 am

^ wants to deflect my agenda, to make me go in a different direction.

Yes, that's right folks - ^ is an agenda-bender.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
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