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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Wed Apr 09, 2014 6:28 pm

^Ripped R2D2's head off because ^ mistook him for a huge tinnie of Fosters.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:44 pm

^'s was the only dialect C-3PO could never translate.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:23 am

Umm

I fogot.



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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:18 pm

Ummm. Ummm. Oh yeah, I remumble now. Me croo buys me lots a choklit mulk and peetzer.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:59 pm

^completely understands what he/she/it is letting him-/her-/itself in for, conversing with Nef Yoo.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:45 pm

Roy is a wonderful cricketer which is not surprising considering he is an Englishman!
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Oct 20, 2014 8:19 am

^ has actually seen my birth certificate (which says 'London Borough of Redbridge').
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Mon Oct 20, 2014 4:16 pm

The newspaper articles indicate Roy was found in a cardboard box in the London Borough of Redbridge and the birth certificate simply states: “parentage unknown”.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Griffin » Mon Oct 27, 2014 9:22 pm

There are no newspapers.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Tue Oct 28, 2014 3:14 pm

Obviously Griff’ didn’t like to mention Roy’s “unknown parentage” owing to his own similar issues.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:26 pm

^has totally figured out Griffin's gender identity.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Dec 14, 2014 5:59 pm

^ pooface
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Re: Lies!

Postby Monobaz » Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:37 pm

The bilge rat that Nef Yoo ate for dinner last night is giving him stomach cramps.
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Re: Lies!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:25 pm

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Re: Lies!

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Dec 26, 2014 10:40 pm

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.


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