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Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:46 pm

^Thinks mozilla is an alien conspiracy to take over the internet.
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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:48 pm

^rapped me (ouch) and married with my mother in law
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:59 pm

^ Sings the acapella version of 'Das Rheingold' at top volume while shaving cats.
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Postby SpaghettiSawUs on Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:07 pm

^excommunicated all the mammoths for being too liberal


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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:18 pm

^ Once sat in a theater for twelve days watching Pia Zadora movies.

(and those Mammoths were too liberal; damn hippie elephants!)
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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:23 pm

^ Once sat in a theater for twelve days onto ^^ knees who was watching Pia Zadora movies, and farted a lot according to Mr Chirac.

(and those Mammoths were too liberal; damn hippie elephants!)[/quote]
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Postby KidDirty on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:28 pm

^ Kicked santas fat jolly ass for kissing his mom under the mistletoe.
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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:38 pm

^is really laura engals grand-grand-grand (zzzz euh) grand father



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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:47 pm

^ Often wonders aloud to himself why "The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain"
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Postby KidDirty on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:51 pm

^knows exactly how much wood a woodchuck would chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:54 pm

^will sleep at the white house for xmas, mainly with the dogs
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Postby Warlord of Elephants on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:12 pm

^ is in therapy for his fascination with sex with dogs.
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Postby KidDirty on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:15 pm

^Is plotting jihad against his evil two-toed cousins.
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Postby don juan on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:17 pm

Warlord of Elephants wrote:^ is in therapy for his fascination with sex with dogs.
what about hourses ? sorry , let's continue the game.
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Postby Duke on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:30 pm

^Has been incarcerated for impersonating a Catholic Priest.


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