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Postby farfalla » Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:52 pm

Find someone's house (stranger or someone you know, which ever you like best) on google map. Get up close, copy it, circle house in red and mail it to them in an unmarked envelope. (Suggest you not mail it from your local post office.)
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:18 am

farfalla wrote:Find someone's house (stranger or someone you know, which ever you like best) on google map. Get up close, copy it, circle house in red and mail it to them in an unmarked envelope. (Suggest you not mail it from your local post office.)
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I tried looking up my old house, but the maps are so dated that it is merely a block of land, as is the rest of the neighbourhood. Haven't tried looking up my new house.
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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:47 am

Get on your bike while it is raining and scream: 'Give me two of every kind.'

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Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Apr 15, 2008 8:36 am

Now that's funny, MM. :fsm_yarr:
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Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:07 pm

Go to a bar, walk up to every pretty person of the opposite sex, and scream loudly, "What do you mean $200?"...

I dunno, it gets me a laugh...
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Postby Moral Minority » Wed Apr 16, 2008 3:23 am

Get in a bar, go to a member of the same sex and say: Gay sex now.

Following that remark, apply lube or dodge punches.

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Apr 16, 2008 6:37 am

~NoodleDemon~ wrote:Go to a bar, walk up to every pretty person of the opposite sex, and scream loudly, "What do you mean $200?"...

I dunno, it gets me a laugh...

Nice. As soon as I hit eighteen I'll try that.
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Postby black bart » Wed Apr 16, 2008 8:54 am

Moral Minority wrote:Get in a bar, go to a member of the same sex and say: Gay sex now.

Following that remark, apply lube or dodge punches.


...and don't forget to bend knees.
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Postby ken worley » Fri May 16, 2008 6:31 pm

#19


On the freeway, in bright daylight, at 70 MPH.....


Wait till there is a car in the lane to your right (left, if in england) being driven by a black man.

Look over at him, and when he looks back at you, affect a nervous look, reach across your seat, and snap the lock on your passenger door down.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 16, 2008 9:26 pm

ken worley wrote:#19


On the freeway, in bright daylight, at 70 MPH.....


Wait till there is a car in the lane to your right (left, if in england) being driven by a black man.

Look over at him, and when he looks back at you, affect a nervous look, reach across your seat, and snap the lock on your passenger door down.

That's so racist, but yet...so funny!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Fri May 16, 2008 9:27 pm

It's not racist at all.
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri May 16, 2008 9:49 pm

Yarr m8s ,

Oi juss swing abowt in me hummock watchin thee wench goin' abowt 'er chores .

arr

She be good wiff thee mop and pail !

Argh this , verie minet !
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri May 16, 2008 10:20 pm

Yarr m8's,

Wen oi git too board oi loike ta inspeck me ship !

Yep , oi loike ta juss sauntarr abowt lookin doan at me deck , me pride an' joy .
At times oi moight muttarr at it , " ye is a luverly thing " , an' mebbe , " wot a stiff plank ye be " .

And oi think ta myself , "arr and Argh" .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 16, 2008 11:24 pm

Zankou 2.0 wrote:It's not racist at all.

It is, just a bit.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sat May 17, 2008 2:20 am

Yarr m8s , noffen loike a good deck scrubbin' !
Why argh again roight affer thee foist tyme !
Make shore et be cleen !
Arr
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering Black Bart
Remembering Pieces o' Nine :cry:
Remembering Afterglo ( though he may no longer remember us )
An' tryin ta membarr warr oi poit me blastid spectaculls Dammit ! :furious:


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