Invite cap over to watch a movie.
Pop some corn, open a cardboard box of wine, the whole nine yards.
Turn the lights down.(to see the screen better)
Inch slightly closer on the couch, until you can each feel the warmth of the other's skin near yours.
At some point your hands, simultaneously reaching into the bowl, will unexpectedly touch, followed by a startled-but-searching eye-contact.
Pupils flare, and you feel your body shift unconsciously toward hers.
The bowl of popcorn dismissed to the end table, you angle towards her, and she responds by rising up, and with a slow, animalistic assurance, knee-walks over, to straddle your legs with hers.
You place your hands on her waist, hearing her deepening breath, excited by the satiny feel of her skin, warm above the top of her jeans, as she twistingly settles her hot and honey-like weight down onto you.
You lean together,lips nearly touching, and taste each others' breath as you slide your hands gently-but-firmly down, and in, to squeeze her upper thighs, firm and tight, yet still somehow softly yielding beneath the dampening denim.
You tilt you head, and brush her upper lip with yours, teasingly, turning slightly with a mischievous grin, as her lips part, and her hips reflexively tighten against yours.
Impishly, you brush your lips lightly up her cheek, to nuzzle into the soft hollow beneath her ear.
Breathing softly and hotly, you tilt your mouth right up against her earlobe, and insistently whisper,
"How come sometimes I am the only registered user, 0 hidden, and like, 37 guests?...It's really weird.
Why do so many people lurk like that?"