New Excuses to Call Off Work.

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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:11 pm

can't come to work cuz i'm hiding from kw's bear--he's waddling in from AZ to whack me for capitalizing kw in another thread..i figure it'll take the bear about a week and a half to get here, boss..so please don't worry if i'm not there until mid-November..(not to worry, tho..i'll work just as hard @ home (in the basement, behind the tattered sofa) as i do @ the gym)
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:41 am

I was just about to leave the Casablanca Club last night when some wise guy came in and ordered me to play it again and again and again...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby ken worley on Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:41 pm

^ Has a sorely-ravaged trajektory.
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby BumbleBee on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:19 am

Hi Boss, I can't come to work today, I have a coke bottle in my rectum
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:52 am

I can't come in today, as I was consensually raped by a tall blonde with huge boobs and a skinny waist last night...
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby Edd on Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:00 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I can't come in today, as I was consensually raped by a tall blonde with huge boobs and a skinny waist last night...

Sorry I can’t come in to work today, but my mind is caught up in an endless loop trying to make sense of the phrase ‘consensually raped.’
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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby fueledbycoffee on Fri Nov 07, 2008 3:21 pm

Edd wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I can't come in today, as I was consensually raped by a tall blonde with huge boobs and a skinny waist last night...

Sorry I can’t come in to work today, but my mind is caught up in an endless loop trying to make sense of the phrase ‘consensually raped.’


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Re: New Excuses to Call Off Work.

Postby Edd on Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:02 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:
Edd wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I can't come in today, as I was consensually raped by a tall blonde with huge boobs and a skinny waist last night...

Sorry I can’t come in to work today, but my mind is caught up in an endless loop trying to make sense of the phrase ‘consensually raped.’


He's a minor, she's not.


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