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Postby black bart on Fri Jun 29, 2007 6:31 pm

I am so relieved that you came round to my way of thinking...there is no holding me back now...Bwa ha ha...

Monty Python and the Holy Anus...

Bugger!
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Postby Rainswept on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:21 pm

Close Encounters of the Third Anus.
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Postby EarthRise on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:25 pm

(A page out of your book, bart)

Monty Python and the Meaning of Anus

Monty Python and the Life of Anus
[...] the difficulty of believing that a perfect and complex eye could be formed by natural selection, though insuperable by our imagination, should not be considered as subversive of the theory.
-Darwin
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:27 pm

Monty Python and the worlds funniest Anus
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jun 30, 2007 12:49 am

Vanilla Anus..Charlie and the Chocolate Anus..How the West was Anus..Sky Captain and the World of Anus..Buck Rogers in the 25th Anus..a 30's classic:Reefer Anus..The Day the Earth Stood Anus..2001:A Space Anus (apologies if that one has been used/soiled/emitted already)..Men in Anus I & II(where d'ya keep t'other one, anyway??)..i must stop to rest....i'm pooped..
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Postby ken worley on Sat Jun 30, 2007 6:00 am

The Horse Anus

Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus

Fiddler on the Anus

The Hand That Rocks the Anus

Jackie Chan's First Anus

He Got Anus

Kentucky Fried Anus

I'll Be Home For Anus

To Kill A MockingAnus

I Spit on Your Anus

10 Things I Hate About Anus
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Postby capidosia on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:47 am

me, myself and anus?

Charriots of anus?

The Great anus?

jason and the anus?

Rambo: first Anus parts 1,2 and 3.

gone in 60 anus?

Death Race Anus?

Godsanus? (sounds blasphmic dosn't that realy?)

King Anus!
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

(please ingore any gramitical or spelling mistakes... the keyboard at my work is nackered.. and the idiot who uses it has no spell checker, and a learning dissablity... so bear with me please.)
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Postby Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:54 am

Some of the recent ones deserve captions.

Anne Rice's Interview With the Anus (I think I heard this on Howard Stern once..)

Jackie Chan's First Anus (Oh, but there will be more)

I'll Be Home For Anus (Honey, I'm just calling ahead so you'll be ready.)

I Spit on Your Anus (Whatever it takes to get the job done....)

Me, Myself and Anus (A study in introspection.)

Do you think they will make sequals to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Anus? I could get many laughs from such titles as "So Long, and Thanks for all the Anus!"
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Postby capidosia on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:05 am

The dirty anus

a few good anus

kelly's anus

romeo must anus

the kiss of the anus :?

blazing anus

Robin hood: men in anus\prince of anus :?

The green anus :?
i wanted to put something intellegent here, but thinking hurt too much

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Postby Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:09 am

capidosia wrote:The dirty anus

blazing anus

The green anus
You really should take better care...
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Postby Dan(da haole guy) on Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:14 pm

sorry about the dupe on Charlie & the C.A...This Is Spinal Anus..Phantom of the Anus (different Anus..really!..Paradise-style)..Rust Never Anus..New Jack Anus..The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Anus!..Team America-World Anus..The Fearless Vampire Anus..The Man From Snowy Anus..who's a little cursed Rainswept?? YOU are..yes, you are..[/img]
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:22 pm

Dr Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Anus

Plan 9 From Outer Anus

Earth vs The Flying Anus

Prospero's Anus

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Anus

A Zed and Two Anuses

Nightmare on Elm Anus

The Texas Chainsaw Anus

Okay I'll stop now.

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Postby Rainswept on Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:45 pm

Dr. Strangelove is a dupe from the OP.

A Thin Red Anus.

Close Encounters of the Third Anus.

Desperately Seeking Anus. (I like that one alot)

ET the Extra Anus.

Gentlemen Prefer Anus. (Guess I'm not a gentleman)

The Last Temptation of Anus.

Mr. Smith Goes to Anus.

My Own Private Anus.

Pumping Anus.
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:07 pm

Rainswept wrote:Dr. Strangelove is a dupe from the OP.

Oops--sorry about that.

How about adding a theme? Here are some musicals:

In Bed With Anus

Spice Anus

Can't Stop the Anus

Kiss meets The Phantom of the Anus

42nd Anus

The Wizard of Anus

Singin' in the Anus

The Sound of Anus

Fiddler on the Anus

Jesus Christ Super Anus

The Great Rock'n'Roll Anus

The Muppets Take Anus

Purple Anus

The Jungle Anus
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Postby farfalla on Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:45 am

How about some John Wayne:

Men Without Anus

Girls Demand Anus

The Shadow of the Anus

Two-fisted Anus

Ride Him, Anus

Neath the Arizona Anus (John McCain?)

California Straight Anus (Schwarzenegger?)

Flame of Anus

The Fighting Anus(es) or Anusi?

The Quiet Anus

and my favorites:

Winds of the Anus

Wake of the Red Anus

Reap the Wild Anus

And the memorable...Trouble along the Anus

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