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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:20 pm

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9075 Thou shalt beware of 'Dog Maneuvers' in the garden when thou art checking thine carrots, barefooted. Selah.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:43 am

9074: If thine carrots thriveth and thou harvesteth them but no one is impressed...remembereth well that size is not everything.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby IspywithmeI on Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:54 am

9076 Thou shall help others
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby DavidH on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:40 pm

9072 Thou shalt not strike a light after farting indoors:

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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Rainswept on Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:57 pm

9071. Thou shalt not try to 3D up movies that were not filmed to be 3D.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Feb 20, 2013 4:02 pm

9070: Thou shalt remember that some of us old blind folks can't see 3D in real life, let alone in a movie, so you need to make a 2D version of a new movie as well.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Sat Feb 23, 2013 5:07 pm

6069 hi coman ye brung me peetzer and chockilt milk!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:09 am

6068: Thou shalt gather up all the peetzer and chocklit milk yey in all the land and thou shalt poison it.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:34 am

6067: Thou shalt endeavoreth to issueth commandments more ofteneth . yarr
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Sun Mar 31, 2013 5:25 pm

9065: Thou shalt not do thine food shopping drunk, even if the 24 hour supermarket is on thine way home from the pub and thou art hungry. Verily, thou shalt waketh up the next morning and discover thou hast putteth a 2 kilo gammon joint in thine fridge.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Mar 31, 2013 11:11 pm

9064 : Thou shalt consumeth thine veggies .
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby Helium Hands on Mon Apr 01, 2013 6:45 am

9063: Thou shalt have no other beer before thine other beer.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby black bart on Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:10 am

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:9064 : Thou shalt consumeth thine veggies .


9062: Thou shalt consume thine veggies...yey and thou shalt consume thine 5 a day...or thou shalt contract scurvy.
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby StJason on Sat Aug 10, 2013 5:05 am

9061: Thy all shall gettist thine asses in gear, or elst we shalt never finish-ist this list. I meanist it hath been six years that we-ith havist been workingist upon thisist thing! Spaghetti Monster in a pot!
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Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

Postby daftbeaker on Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:38 am

9060: Thou shalt practice what thou preacheth and make more than one post a month :haha:
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