Coherent Nonsense

[EarthRise]

Promoting? Bah! The ade permeates every civilized planet in the cosmos. Whether I like the ade or not is of no consequence.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

What then of the uncivilized planets? I suppose you will tell me that -aid drinks permeate them (as opposed to -ade drinks).

[EarthRise]

Well, in all likelihood, uncivilized planets will probably not have the capacity to develop a beverage that would eventually come to end in -ade. The only 'uncivilized' planet capable of making such a drink would, I'm assuming, be one about to enter a civilized state (in that the uncivilized populations might be able to develop the drink in question).

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Well, in all likelihood, uncivilized planets will probably not have the capacity to develop a beverage that would eventually come to end in -ade. The only 'uncivilized' planet capable of making such a drink would, I'm assuming, be one about to enter a civilized state (in that the uncivilized populations might be able to develop the drink in question).

I've done some intergalactic research between last posts and have determined the following:

1: -ade is a universal coincidence to indicate that a drink is a juice derivative.

2: On Omnicrom III, there is a drink that translates to juice of the kidnapped human-ade.

3: On uncivilized planets, sugar (or equivalent) derivative drinks are produced and labeled with -aid. Kool-aid is one example of this.

4: On very uncivilized planets, both types of drinks are produced.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

I have since learned that planets producing both -ade and -aid drinks also tend to produce alcoholic beverages based on things that taste more or less like licorice.

[Rainswept]

Rev, If you have to do it over again, you should choose the title of this thread as your name.