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Postby DavidH on Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:12 pm

Unlike your own culture, language and traditions, which - as we all know - are 100% home-grown on American soil.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:13 pm

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You forgot about being served by an Australian in the Irish pub but otherwise it's about right :haha:
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Postby black bart on Fri Jan 04, 2013 6:25 am

:lol:

Actually as far as London's concerned the Aussie barmaids are long gone (I had a date with one of them which is another story)...then there were South Africans and at the last visit they would appear to be Eastern European.

I drive a German car and I get an Indian meal but at least I get it from "Marks and Spencers" a true British (Jewish) Institution.
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Postby PKMKII on Sun Jan 06, 2013 12:48 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby DavidH on Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:16 pm

NewsBiscuit wrote:Bedroom cameras to monitor celibacy of gay bishops

Security cameras are being installed in the bedrooms of Britain’s openly gay bishops to ensure that they adhere to the strict new celibacy rules imposed by the Church of England. The precaution is being taken after it was realised that simply trusting bishops not to have sex just because it was forbidden, has not had a particularly good track record down the centuries.

Cameras will also be installed in the shower, on the big rug by the fireplace and in the local public toilets just in case the couple are feeling like playing up to gay sexual stereotypes. The cameras will also be capable of close-ups and wide shots, to check that any females having sex with bishops are not actually gay men in drag.
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Postby gronank on Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:52 am

Good thing Britains bishops only takes homeless lovers
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Postby black bart on Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:50 am

Brings a whole new meaning to Bishoprick!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:54 pm

If scientists were honest
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:19 pm


That is both amusing and, for the ones I recognise, disturbingly accurate :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:49 am

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:38 pm

For the guest bath - the bath mat turns bright red when wet. Guaranteed to leave 'em laughing.


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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII on Tue Jan 22, 2013 1:28 am

Oh Bill
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:45 pm

Pieces' relaxation tape :haha:

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:18 pm

THANK YOU FOR POSTING THAT INSPIRATIONAL LINK DB!
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2013 10:30 am

:haha: That was brilliant...much better than my dalek video I made using a dalek made from a Monkey Cracker with a voice over by my daughter.

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