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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:04 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:22 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:09 pm

I think I'll cut back on posting all of the bacon pix because our "BACON" might get a big head from all of the attention.. :lol:

Lub you, BACON.. ;-)
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:21 pm

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Got home real late last night after a full day of golfing, drinking and hanging out with the guys, and my better half had left a message in the kitchen. ..................... I think she wants me to eat more fruit, bless her heart! She is always thinking of me.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Aug 20, 2013 5:28 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank on Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:32 pm

It is all about seeing the banana half uncut, I suppose.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:37 pm

That banana looks only 2/6 cut to me...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank on Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:31 am

... 4/6 uncut...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:37 am

Is that a real banana, or is it just your perception of a banana?

It could be 2/6 real...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:25 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Is that a real banana, or is it just your perception of a banana?

It could be 2/6 real...


That depends. What are the chances of the outcome being real?

IF one assumes that there are 2 chances out of 6 for it being real...

AND one assumes that you have already gone through one chance without it being real...

AND one assumes that, of the 6 chances, two possible real outcomes are both possible AND consecutive out of the 6, given a consecutive rotational opportunity of chances...

THEN it is easy to deduce that a 2/6 (or 1/3) possibility did not come to be on the first chance. That leaves 4/6 or (2/3) of the possible permutations that wouldn't be real on the first chance.


Etc, etc.


Essentially, IF you are tied up by some wierdo with a riddle fetish who tells you that he's got a 6-chamber revolver loaded with two neighborly bullets and four neighborly empty chambers, then spins the chamber, points the gun at your head, pulls the trigger, and ends up with no bullet through your skull, then asks you if you'd rather he spin the chambers before he pulls the trigger a second time or not...

THEN this mental exercise is important and you should remember that the freshly spun option gives you 2/6 (or 1/3) chance of getting shot, while the already pulled trigger without a bullet and consecutively pulled trigger afterward gives you 1/4 chance of getting shot.

Since 1/4 is less of a chance than 1/3, you are better off not spinning the chambers. Of course, you're better off by far being in the position to ask this as a tricky interview question than you are having to answer it.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank on Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:40 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Of course, you're better off by far being in the position to ask this as a tricky interview question than you are having to answer it.

I'm not too sure that is the case when asking tricky interview questions involves handing over a loaded gun.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Aug 21, 2013 8:32 am

^^ Interesting, but I'm not sure if that was a real post or not...
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker on Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:56 am

Exploding pint glasses :haha:

I hope this is real, it's been on a few sensible websites but I still think it's too funny to be true. Imagine if it is, I can see a new game of 'who can get the farthest from the pub without being covered in ink' :haha:
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby bacon on Wed Aug 21, 2013 11:21 am

AFTERGLOW wrote:I think I'll cut back on posting all of the bacon pix because our "BACON" might get a big head from all of the attention.. :lol:

Lub you, BACON.. ;-)


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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW on Thu Aug 22, 2013 2:49 am

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