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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:16 pm

Brevity is the soul of wit. So you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Mon Sep 16, 2013 1:18 pm

Slow down, you post too fast.
You've got to make the banning last.
Just kicking down the spamming trolls.
Looking for bans and feelin' groovy.

Ba da, Ba da, Ba da, Ba da...Feelin' Groovy.

Hello Roy Hunter,
Whatcha postin'?
I've come to watch your post count growin'.
Ain't cha got no bans for me?
Doot-in' doo-doo,
Feelin' groovy.

I've got no posts to make,
No new threads to read.
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep.
Let the morning time drop all it's petals on me.
Roy, I ban you,
All is groovy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:52 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote: I've come to watch your post count growin'.


^ That is just sad, man.

You gotta get out of this place
If it's the last thing you ever do
You gotta get out of this place
'Cause Rev, there's more to life,
than watching Roy's post count grow

Yeah yeah you're banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:40 am

Pieces knows what it's like to be the sad man,
To be the banned (wo)man,
Behind blue eyes.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:04 am

Don't make my brown eyes blue!

You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:23 am

And you can tell everybody that you've been banned
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I banned you for your words
How wonderful bans are while Pieces mods the board
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:33 am

Don't give us none of your aggravation
We've had it with your discipline
Saturday Night's alright for fighting
But any other night and your banned
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:19 pm

Hand daftbeaker down his cane
Hand Roy down his hat
Hurry PK, don't be late
'Cause we ain't got time to chat

Bacon, Rev, we're goin' out
To catch the latest sound
Guaranteed to ban your mind
'Til you clear out of town

Ravi went to hear ^ play
At a club outside of town
And ADOS has the playlist
for the sound ^'s puttin' down

(Doo, doo, doo)
Guaranteed to ban your mind
(Doo, doo, doo)
Wearin' jyint hats, yet keepin' time
(Doo, doo, doo)
Where in the world did he learn that, oh, Lord
Lord, help him ban away

Hey, y'all prepare yourself
For the YOU ARE BANNED man
You never heard a sound
Like the YOU ARE BANNED man
You're bound to lose control
When Bart Industries starts to jam

How much of this fish head stoo, do ^ think we can stand
So much weevils, tales and pleather from one man, Lord
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:28 pm

PIeces is banned for not banning Twisty's IP address before she had a chance to come back
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister on Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:39 pm

Bacon is banned for even thinking such a thing.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Tue Sep 24, 2013 4:38 am

Twisty is banned for being a naughty kitty.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:16 am

Julius is banned for old time's sake.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:45 am

Pieces is banned for not giving me any old times to sake.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:00 am

I ban, and I ban, and I ban, and it's never enough for you people... :haha:


RRR is banned for living too far away, for banning's sake.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:22 am

You're banned for not living close enough for me to give you a rather physical reason for not banning me.
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