The Your Banned Game

[pieces o'nine]

^ You're banned, Galileo, Galileo, figaro.

[Roy Hunter]

We all bow to your superior 'bad poetry' abilities.
That's why the bannination passed straight over the top of our heads and smacked you square in the face.

There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who'd have preferred to be from Sri Lanka,
His poetic prowess,
Was so great that I guess,
He was often compared to Jeremy Hunt.

[pieces o'nine]

Geez Louise, Roy. That clearly was a ban crafted for Black Bart.
Other mods might be hurt by such a pitiful lack of effort, but not me.
I'm fine, really.

Also, you're banned.

[black bart]

^
She wore a yellow ribbon
And she sailed the oceans of sand
She fended off the natives
With a knork in each hand

Which also rhymes with banned.

[Roy Hunter]

^ wandered lonely as a cloud,
That floats on high o'er sea and land,
When all at once ^ saw some knorks,
Which shouted "Oi! Black Bart! You're banned!"

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^You're banned. Why? Here's why.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned because Firefox says you've a problem.

Server not found
Firefox can't find the server at http://www.you're_banned_because_i_said_so.xxx.

Try Again

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^You're banned because you thought that was going to be a domination porn site.

[Roy Hunter]

You're banned for forgetting about the implications of Rule 35: by this time tomorrow it probably will be a domination prawn site.

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

^You're banned because we're all already posting on a domination prawn site.

[Ravi Oli]

^ you're banned for wanting The Big Prawn demolished.

[pieces o'nine]

You're banned for not knowing about Georgia's Big Chicken.



:SHUDDERS AT THE MEMORY:

[Roy Hunter]

The Big Yin says you're banned.

[DavidH]

You're banned for not devoting equal space to the Big Yang.

[black bart]

You're banned and anyone from Australia is banned for not warning me about The Big Pinapple (before I visited it back in 1993).



Actually I enjoyed the trip...but the Gyant Ettamogah Pub was better: