We all bow to your superior 'bad poetry' abilities.
That's why the bannination passed straight over the top of our heads and smacked you square in the face.
There was a young man from Nantucket,
Who'd have preferred to be from Sri Lanka,
His poetic prowess,
Was so great that I guess,
He was often compared to Jeremy Hunt.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.