The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:43 am

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Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine

Hieroglyphs from her hair
Souvenirs of posts together
The sig she used to wear
Pages from an old warning letter

Pieces of nine long ago
That didn't work out right
Pieces of nine
With me tonight

I close my eyes and say a prayer (to the FSM)
That in her heart
she'll find
A trace of love still there
Somewhere, ooooh, oh

[Instrumental Interlude]

Pieces of nine, in the night
Maybe she'll come back and dry
These traces of tears
From my eyes
Whoooa, oooh, oh, oooh





You're banned for making me cry... :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:17 am

^ You get one "Get Out of Banning Free" card for that. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:18 am

You are banned for confusing Bananarama with The Bangles.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:20 am

You're banned because I'm using my Get Out Of Banning Free to reverse the charges.

Thanks, PoN. :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:13 am

You're banned because your "Get out of banning free card" is clearly marked "Chad Valley" and is therefore not legal tender.
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Re: The You're Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:04 am

You are banned because of all the arsehole London taxi drivers who refuse Scottish banknotes because 'they're not legal tender'.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:40 pm

Banned for taking London cabbies seriously.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:50 pm

^ banned for taking a cab to Buckinghuge Palace and asking for a room for the night.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:13 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ banned for taking a cab to Buckinghuge Palace and asking for a room for a knight.

Your post, I fix it.


^ is banned for (a) not knowing how to spell rite, and (b) missing an obvious cultural pun.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:10 am

^banned for using a cultural pun in the presence of Royalty (I hate taxi drivers because I'm a cyclist)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:25 am

Banned for an insufficiency of wheels.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:51 am

Banned for spinning wheels
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:09 pm

^ banned for talkin' 'bout your troubles it's a cryin' sin
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:57 pm

^ Ever since I meet ya, seems I can't forget ya.
The thought of banning you keeps running through
the back of my mind.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:04 am

Ooh, pieces, pieces
Where did your ^ ban go?
Ooh, don't you ban me
Don't you ban me no more
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