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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:29 am

^ you're banned because the highway is the long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II on Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:42 am

You're banned for using a sausage roll to gain high voltage.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Wed Oct 02, 2013 8:56 am

You're banned for not posting a high voltage warning.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:41 pm

^ you're TNT, you're dynamite.... too dangerous for here! Off with yer! ^ Banned!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:24 pm

^ you're banned for setting off fireworks!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:55 pm

You, sir, are banned for the very existence of Katy Perry. Banned in a very forced, auto-tuned voice.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:33 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 03, 2013 2:27 am

I will be out of the office until 08:00 GMT on Thursday 3rd October. Until then, you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:15 am

^ your'e banned for having mean time when all everyone else wants is a nice time.

posted by Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:27 pm
"I will be out of the office until 08:00..."

I was out of the office myself not long after...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 03, 2013 5:08 am

On Thursday 03 Oct 2013, 08:15, Ravi Oli wrote:posted by Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:27 pm
"I will be out of the office until 08:00..."
You're banned for replying to my banning before I've banned you.

Come back at 5 o'clock and I'll ban you then too...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:09 am

^ you're banned because it was you rebanned me in time before I last banned you in the post sequence... Ah feck it!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:41 am

^ and ^^ you're both banned for not working over time and taking silly and needless time way from the office.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:45 am

You are banned because at 4:59 my boss is standing at the door with his coat on, rattling his keys and waiting for everyone to get the hell out of the office so he can lock up.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:56 am

You are banned because my boss f***s off home at 3.30 pm!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:12 pm

You're banned for being on Venganza 26 minutes later.
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