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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:45 am

You're banned for TMI.

Never mind if we don't see you too often - always glad to see you back, for whatever reason!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:47 pm

You're banned for not knowing the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:17 pm

^ You're banned for knowing the air speed velocity of a Norwegian Blue.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:04 pm

You're banned for being a pet shop boy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:20 am

^ you're banned for having all ^^'s personally autographed albums.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:35 pm

^ you're banned for the forging the signatures on those autographs
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:10 pm

^ you're banned for discrimination against forgeries.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:13 pm

You're banned because it's Friday night and I'm bored waiting for anyone else to show up and entertain me.

Quiet tonight, Jeff bin in?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:45 pm

Jeff pm'd me to ban you.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sat Oct 19, 2013 12:12 am

You're banned for not signing up for the Resting Parrot yet.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli on Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:48 am

'E's not restin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH on Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:31 pm

Banned for pollyagiarism.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:49 pm

^ banned for neologism
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:11 am

You're banned for that word you just made up.
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"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon on Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:06 am

Eh, you're all banned except for RRR. PIeces is doubly banned.
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