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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:00 am

Granted. Unfortunately, you were killed in 'Nam by some big bulky Aryan American.

I wish that I could have some sort of interesting anecdote to share, like a man with a fishing rod invading my home.

(not counting the whole "my dog peed on the same column as my friend" episode.)
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby black bart on Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:04 am

Granted, but the anecdote, which does involve a man invading you with a big rod, doesn't end well for you!

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Postby Moral Minority on Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:36 pm

Granted. Your meal is endless supplies of French Mustard.

I wish for someone who would just be a perfect partner to me.
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Postby Cryofdragon on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:09 pm

Granted, now go out into the world and find him/her.

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Postby Dr Dagger on Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:19 pm

Granted, the only talent you have, however, is to get morbidly obese from eating anything.

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Postby farfalla on Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:12 pm

wherever you are, D. D, a ray of sunshine just entered your mind filling you with a feeling of peace, contentment and love for all, unfortunately it was immediately snuffed out by a powerful ray from the dark side of reality

I people in Darfur would stop killing anyone

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:12 am

Granted. Now they'll start killing selected people.

I wish for a schaudenfreude party.
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So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Fri Apr 11, 2008 6:47 am

granted people are schaudenfreudeing you

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Postby ken worley on Fri Apr 11, 2008 9:31 am

Granted.
You have an inedible nonpoisoned can of tuna, lodged deep in your colon,
after having run your supermarket trolley over the foot of a 350-pound enraged musclehead, who'd just shot up with yet another massive dose of steroids.

I wish I'd have been there to see it.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 12, 2008 3:26 am

Granted. I'm there too.

I wish I had more money.
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby farfalla on Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:02 am

granted - now the tax people have you on perpetual audit

I wish my tax situation with the IRS, which has been going on for over a year, would end in my favor
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Postby lordpunkmonk on Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:12 am

granted it will now end in you giving them a favor and you still get taxed

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Postby Cryofdragon on Sat Apr 12, 2008 4:25 pm

granted, that dehydrated child 5000 miles away from you now only has a drop of water instead of a full glass

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat Apr 12, 2008 7:32 pm

Granted. Now everything will happen.

I wish that those "9:00 with So and So" shows were all cancelled, and replaced with decent viewing.
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Postby Moral Minority on Sun Apr 13, 2008 4:26 pm

Granted. They are replaced with what MM thinks is decent viewing and you are subjected to Gothic industrial shows.

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