Ahoy mateys! The Plunderess has recently docked and is seeking a crew to join her at American River College for a never before seen conversion effort scheduled for the last two weeks of August! Please see http://www.SaveARC.com
to understand the serious need to draw the attention of the Noodly One to this poor misguided campus of 36,000 enrolled students. I need some pirates who are knowledgeable of the gospel and, most importantly, can help provide pirate accessories. The last plundering attempt failed and I am short on cash after outfitting the new land roving "Plunderess" vehicle to help us spread the TRUTH!