I'm also a Arizonian pastafarian. And make me berth in Phoenix.
I suppose it would be illegal to sail the great Central Arizona Project waterway-- but of course they would have to catch the ship. And then what is the charge-- pillaging of aquatic byways or blocking of screen gates via overboard dumping of cooked noodles?
That sounds like an excellent idea. It would be great fun and we could get some new converts.
You've filled his house with things of gold
While handing crumbs to the old and poor
And then you preach about being pure
And wonder why we're laughing
In your old way you're trying to find us
But we can't follow what's behind us
Too much blind faith, it will blind us
Though sometimes it's a blessing
But I remember when I still embraced you
A little prayer would ease my mind
'Til I saw that you hide from the misery outside so I left you behind
-Steppenwolf, From Here to There Eventually