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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:33 am

And hello to you, mighty Helium Hands. Make yourself at home.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
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OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby TheDream on Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:02 am

Hey all! Iam just another newbie - so "hi"...and...uhm, see you soon in another thread I guess ... greetings
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin on Thu Feb 07, 2013 2:52 pm

Hello, happy believers !

I am a french pastafarian seeking for french pastafarians.

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Thu Feb 07, 2013 7:10 pm

Arrr! :welcome: to Nucleus, TheDream and Saint Glinglin!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Feb 08, 2013 1:33 pm

Ahoy, lartwielder! You'll find information here about Intelligent Design, as well as Inebriated Design.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saint Glinglin on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:29 pm

Welcome, happy believer.

May your church be blessed by His Noodly Appendage.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:42 pm

Welcome, Baronidas. I notice you're selling FSM merchandise. Is that licensed? If not it might be illegal.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:00 pm

Ahoy, Jerry McLewis! Your English is fine. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:09 pm

Welcome, all ye scurvy new recruits!
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Fri Feb 15, 2013 4:15 am

Ok due to circumstances there won't be a new username for Iamtoo. I will just continue using this one.

I need to reintroduce myself I am Vincent Los otherwise known as Iamtoo/IspywithmeI/yoursister/flatlikeaflee.

I hope this revaluation won't get me banned since I have shown I can behave myself as IspywithmeI.

Greetings

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Simply seen I am present and not New
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Feb 15, 2013 5:40 am

Welcome back, Vincent! I hope you don't get banned too...
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:28 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:(YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)

Welcome, Criswell.
It's a SIGN!
Or at least a good sig line. :haha:
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:57 pm

Criswell Weatherman wrote:"Here (and I am not permitted to say where "here" is) we have several exercise classes. One of them struck me as a bit odd. Here is the description: Aquacise: All levels. Get in the pool and enjoy an invigorating class that gives you cardio-respiratory conditioning. It also helps with arthritis symptoms by reducing the stress of joints. (YOU MUST HAVE A NOODLE.)"

Maybe it's in case you get hungry? :idiot:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby JamesE on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:19 pm

Hi, I replied and had a really long and what I thought was clever introduction, and it was disapproved. Now it's lost.

Hi, I'm James, and I'm a Pastafarian.

I'm not retyping everything I had. I wish I knew why is wasn't approved.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:03 pm

James: you post here first. Then when a mod or admin logs in and sees a post from you in their section it's approved, and you're good to go. Was your missing post actually 'disapproved' (and there would be a reason for that) or did it just not show up yet because no mod was online when you posted it?

Relax and enjoy the board.
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