Spatula, even I wouldn't do that. And I'm insane.
Welcome, noodlyfollower! If you wanna have a ceremony of conversion, go ahead and do your own thing. Have a plate of pasta. Or a bowl. Whatever you like. The emphasis is on tolerance.
Whatever you do, once you believe in the message of Pastafarianism, consider yourself converted. Which, apparently, you do, so...
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by gaschambergerhart on Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:31 am
And you have to click on my sig link and do what it says. 
Go traveler and imitate, if you can, one who strove with all his might to champion liberty.
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by gaschambergerhart on Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:53 pm
Some guys that I know elsewhere on line that play are watching you closely, and are getting intimidated.
Yes, soon they will be begging me to stay my hand from striking them down, and I will consider it.
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by johnnyrotten on Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:09 pm
Hi everyone! I found out about Pastafarianism today from my Physics teacher, so I thought I thought I'd read deeper, and I've have finally decided to convert!
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by Spatula on Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:22 pm
johnnyrotten wrote:Hi everyone! I found out about Pastafarianism today from my Physics teacher, so I thought I thought I'd read deeper, and I've have finally decided to convert!
?? Physics teacher?? explain, oh do explain!
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by johnnyrotten on Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:27 pm
Well, he has our The Creation of Adam as his pc background, and he went on to explain about it, and we found extremely cool! He claims he is a Pastafarian as well, although only outside of school...
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by gaschambergerhart on Fri Mar 03, 2006 6:29 pm
Yes, welcome. It's amazing how one mention of His Noodlyness causes near instant conversion. 
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by Tickle on Fri Mar 03, 2006 7:42 pm
Welcome Samira! I love your avatar... enlightening... 
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New to this world... the Theory of Intelligent Falling!
by MaxHedroom on Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:57 pm
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Worship
Hoy Hoy! The revelations of the Church of the Pastafarian are the answer to all my questions. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. Until now I was falsely in the grip of the Church of the FastaPastaMasta, where I made statues of Alabasta and Plasta. But that soon crumbled in the face of reason and the sheer weight of scientific evidence. Now consider this new revelation brought to me by the prophets of the Chaser in remote country called Straya. The theory of Intelligent Design is not bad, but sadly incomplete. IN FACT all the laws of physics are the result of divine intervention, (the intervenor now recognised as the FSM, phew this is getting as complex as particle physics) and everything that falls to the ground is the result of INTELLIGENT FALLING! Yes Newton sent us off in the wrong direction and must be derided. We believe that despite the randomness of the circumstances that make a little toddler trip over the edge of the cliff, that toddler is actually pushed to a sad and gooey end by the hand of god, whose fingers were accelerating the poor little thing at the constant rate of 9.81m/s/s regardless of the mass! I can't beleive the FSM would do this so there must be other gods devoid of pasta sauce and meatballs responsible for intelligent falling otherwise this gets a little personal. I leave you with one more thing to consider .. . In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate.
It makes you think, doesn't it.
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Hoy Hoy! The revelations of the Church of the Pastafarian are the answer to all my questions. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. Until now I was falsely in the grip of the Church of the FastaPastaMasta, where I made statues of Alabasta and Plasta. But that soon crumbled in the face of reason and the sheer weight of scientific evidence. Now consider this new revelation brought to me by the prophets of the Chaser in remote country called Straya. The theory of Intelligent Design is not bad, but sadly incomplete. IN FACT all the laws of physics are the result of divine intervention, (the intervenor now recognised as the FSM, phew this is getting as complex as particle physics) and everything that falls to the ground is the result of INTELLIGENT FALLING! Yes Newton sent us off in the wrong direction and must be derided. We believe that despite the randomness of the circumstances that make a little toddler trip over the edge of the cliff, that toddler is actually pushed to a sad and gooey end by the hand of god, whose fingers were accelerating the poor little thing at the constant rate of 9.81m/s/s regardless of the mass! I can't beleive the FSM would do this so there must be other gods devoid of pasta sauce and meatballs responsible for intelligent falling otherwise this gets a little personal. I leave you with one more thing to consider .. . In October 1973, Swedish sweet maker Roland Ohisson of Falkenberg was buried in a coffin made of nothing but chocolate.
It makes you think, doesn't it.
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