The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:04 pm

linzi wrote:that was warm welcome for new recruit but I wish to be convert soon!

That be what all of the "Elders of the Forums" call Newbies like yourself. (If there be more than one new recruit. like say 3 or more.)

So as a new Convert/Recruit go post on another page and once that has been accepted you may post freely.
have a nice day, Linzi
and may the pasta be with you, RAmen.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:29 pm

Just so long as we all remember NOT to mention the live chickens and tubs of lard part of the Initiation Ceremony.



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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Fr_Agnolotto on Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:43 pm

Greetings from Tijuana, Baja California. There are many pastafarians here; they just don't know it yet.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PastaOne on Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:48 pm

Good afternoon Pastafarians,
This is my first post, and I love the recent news made in Maine. I'd joined here many years back, but lost my password and username so will start over. Glad to be back among the coolest bunch of pirates in the universe!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Freaky on Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:15 pm

Hi everyone, I finally bothered to register.

I look forward to your feedback on the question I have just posted!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Jan 10, 2014 7:01 pm

Alas, we will never see it. You failed to follow instructions by posting elsewhere before posting in this thread. Now you have to go repost it. :nefyoobash:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby dcsastry on Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:55 pm

Hello fellow humans, touched by His Noodly Grace. I am very glad to be here. :zen:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Magpieme on Tue Jan 14, 2014 9:31 am

Hi! I'm another new person (the shock). I recently brought His Noodliness to my office's attention and I think a few were converted.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Lord High Admiral on Sun Jan 19, 2014 10:40 am

Hello,

Although I am not a new convert I only now discovered these forums. I am a faithful brother from the cold northern country of Finland. I have been minister of a small pastafarian community in Southern Finland for a few years. I decided to join this forum to further advance my theological knowledge of the faith.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby linzi on Wed Jan 22, 2014 2:47 am

So as a new Convert/Recruit go post on another page and once that has been accepted you may post freely.
have a nice day, Linzi
and may the pasta be with you, RAmen.


[Ps. to those I have called "Elders of the Forums" ye may not be old, but you have been here at the forums longer than most. also, ye know who ye are the "Elders of the Forums".][/quote]

Unluckily, it didn't turn that way. What a poor new convert I am.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby rddev13 on Tue Feb 11, 2014 3:38 pm

Hello,

I am Roy the Keeper of the Light House. I look forward to learning and growing with you all under the guidance of his Noodly Appendage and am excited to have join the community.


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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Mon Feb 17, 2014 1:05 pm

Welcome all you new people, and all you spambots too. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage. RAmen. :welcome:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Captain Phil on Mon Feb 17, 2014 2:06 pm

Hello, I am not a bot no matter what my wife may have told you.

Not really a new convert, just new to the board, might I please have access? Oh please oh please oh goodly leaders.

Ramen

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:44 am

Hey new not-bots! Now you have successfully cleared the first hurdle and posted here, on this thread, all you have to do is make a post somewhere else in here and voilà - you have complete access! :fsm_rock:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby peacefulsongs on Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:33 pm

Not exactly an easy task. Many have had their taken off for lesser crimes.
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