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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Wilmotron on Mon Sep 29, 2014 11:45 am

Hi, everyone,

I've been a Pastafarian since soon after the actual Kansas hearings in mid-2005, which makes nine years now. I remember gleefully reading the letter and beginning to draw the FSM on as many things in my high school that I could get away with. I also remember my excitement at finding out the Gospel would be coming soon.

I wasn't usually the sort to join discussion groups until lately, when I started doing so on Facebook. I'm actually coming here to escape the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Facebook group, which is filled to the brim with supposed Pastafarians who hatefully mock the religious and religion rather than just mocking stupid beliefs, as the Prophet proclaimed we should do. It makes me so ill to see so much hate spouted in association with Him that no amount of His Fiber can settle my stomach.

I was told by someone that the environment was different here and I dearly hope it is. I can't be around such negativity all day and I'm losing faith in something I've identified with for so many years.

May His Sauce be upon you. R'amen.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Sep 29, 2014 7:00 pm

Welcome Wilmotron

Stand to and prepare to be sponned

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby zbeast on Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:34 am

Good day/evening folks. I have taken the "leap of faith" and have joined here after reading how one of your brethren was treated in Australia for wearing his traditional headgear. Injustice cannot be tolerated and I hope to be able to bring enlightenment to others as you have brought the same to me. :drinking:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Sep 30, 2014 2:41 am

Welcome zbeast. We're out of courgettes, but there are still some tomatoes if you can be bothered to go and pick them.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby James Jenkins on Wed Oct 01, 2014 6:39 pm

I am an ordained Pastafarian minister evangelizing the FSM. Hiding my doubloons in Kiva. Generally trying to follow the Gospel and the Canon to make the world a better place.

I also seem to be the only Pirate with pet rabbits, like live in the house, use a litter box, sleep on the bed pet rabbits.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby LDU on Wed Oct 01, 2014 8:32 pm

I'm glad to be here, folks.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Get infestations on Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:53 pm

Just making my initial post. I'm really looking for someone that can marry us in Puerto Rico next month. if someone can point me in the right direction that would be great!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Oct 15, 2014 11:03 am

rrrrrrrrrrr

hi thee dreedit pyrit capn Nef Yoo BluckBeer! :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:

I coman ye brung mee peetzer an chocklit milk!
:furious: :idea: :drunk:
:antipasta: :fsm_ninja: :scientist:

Fank ye, ye Welkum
:pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish:

fus pos
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Monkeywhump on Thu Oct 16, 2014 8:08 pm

:fsm_float:

A new convert here. Looking to becoming ordained once I find some doubloons to pay for the bounty!

Arrrrrr!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Wiz on Fri Oct 17, 2014 5:48 am

Hi, only just found this thread. I've considered myself a member of the church for a very long time as the requirements for joining were... well, nothing. But here I am wanting to partake a little more and bring myself closer to his noodley appendages.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cap'nsam on Fri Oct 17, 2014 10:55 am

One more of us - One less of them. I've been touched by a Noodley Appendage. :lol:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:34 pm

Welcome Wiz and Cap'nsam

Don't step on the exploding bananas.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby kidavists on Sun Oct 19, 2014 2:28 am

I am so grateful to His Noodleness for His salvation! For so long have I been lost amongst logic and science. I was living in a nightmarish godless hell, never knowing the sacred truth about FSM. Never again will I overcook my spaghetti past the point of al dente.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:56 am

Welcome kidavists

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Masterdoctorn7 on Mon Oct 20, 2014 12:59 am

Hello my name is Masterdoctorn7. I wondered what else I can do on my bucket list and I found it, to be a part of this group! :) I might get the certificate sometimes next week. I just want to say Hi :) :fsm_float: :moon: :lurk:
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